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Pulled this (yep plagurism I guess) from foxnews today (Wacky Laws):

In West Virginia, anyone who taunts someone who decides not to participate in a duel or who declines to accept a challenge is guilty of a misdemeanor and can be sent to jail for up to six months and fined up to $100.

Okay, Okay...you can take the restraining order back. Dammit there goes my stalker for the month! LOL - Wait I live in Georgia (Whew I'm Safe!)

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I know that vibrators are illegal in Texas.. Here's a snippet I found:

Under a 1973 Texas law, it is prohibited the sale of ““Obscene device” mean[ing] a device including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.“. People have been arrested recently, most notably a store clerk in Lubbock, TX in 2007 & Burleson in 2004.

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Guest Leslie2Lose

OMG - I cannot ever live in Texas! (Did I say that outloud?)

Georgia Too! - Damn...

All sex toys are banned. - In 1968 a Fulton-county resident was convicted under this law. This is despite the fact that the Fulton-County jury publicly stated that the law was "archaic" and noted such gadgets can have therapeutic value-

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Had to look up Georgia...I have no life?!?

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Minnesota state law: It is illegal to cross over into Wisconsin with a chicken on your head. No sh*t!!!!!!

I don't even want to know why that one is on the books...guess you had to be there? WTH?

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Pulled this (yep plagurism I guess) from foxnews today (Wacky Laws):

In West Virginia, anyone who taunts someone who decides not to participate in a duel or who declines to accept a challenge is guilty of a misdemeanor and can be sent to jail for up to six months and fined up to $100.

Okay, Okay...you can take the restraining order back. Dammit there goes my stalker for the month! LOL - Wait I live in Georgia (Whew I'm Safe!)

welcome back... i've missed your posts... :)

I know that vibrators are illegal in Texas.. Here's a snippet I found:

Under a 1973 Texas law, it is prohibited the sale of ““Obscene device” mean[ing] a device including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.“. People have been arrested recently, most notably a store clerk in Lubbock, TX in 2007 & Burleson in 2004.

uh oh....

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Minnesota state law: It is illegal to cross over into Wisconsin with a chicken on your head. No sh*t!!!!!!

Well there goes my usual cross-border attire!

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holy crap... yall need to find something else to do....lol... but i do have one for ya.. it is illegal in virginia to have those dog balls trailer hitch ornaments.. hanging from your truck.. it is considered obscene and offensive.

Hope they never pull me over when im wearing my 70's flash back shorts on...lol

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he he...you just take the batteries out.

Maybe in Texas - lol...Hey my boytoy didn't come with batteries...wonder if studs-r-us takes refunds or hey even better exchanges? Oh well if I'm going to become a criminal I may as well have fun doing it ...(OMG I'm going to hell)

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Here in Florida, oral sex is illegal.

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My beloved Colorado has some wacky ones...Catapults may not be fired at buildings, It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property (Boulder),Couches may not be placed on outside porches and the ever popular it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor. In my home city Colorado Springs we have this good one...It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays. And the best Colorado law that should be strictly enforced.........................................................It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.

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My beloved Colorado has some wacky ones...Catapults may not be fired at buildings, It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property (Boulder),Couches may not be placed on outside porches and the ever popular it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor. In my home city Colorado Springs we have this good one...It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays. And the best Colorado law that should be strictly enforced.........................................................It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.

Hey! All those laws totally make sense.

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You can buy an artificial vagina?! :wink2:

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