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A holiday song wish.... "LapBand Wonderland"



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(Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland)

Holidays....and there's Cookies

but I'm okay...not even lookin'

I'm happy this way,

pushin' sweets away...

Livin' in a Lap Band Wonderland!

Everything.... smells so darn yummy

but there's a helper in my tummy...

I can have a little taste,

but it won't go to my waist...

Livin' in a Lap Band Wonderland!

In the kitchen you can have some turkey...

and be happy you had some Protein...

watch out for that uncle with the candy...

he's teasing you just to be so mean....

You can say, you did a great job...

'Cause in your tum, is not a big blob....

of sugar and carbs and stuff that makes you sob...

Livin' in a Lap Band Wonderland!

Happy Holidays everybody!! Go confidently and enjoy your season!!! :sad::thumbup::tt2:

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Vey cute. I sang it through and it works well with the winter wonderland music.

Merry Christmas!

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Vey cute. I sang it through and it works well with the winter wonderland music.

Merry Christmas!

Thanks for testing it out!!! LOL!!!

I'm happy to report I didn't do too bad last night Yay!:tongue2:

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