POST-OP SEX....OwwwcCCH! MY PORT!!!!!

[BethFromVA 5]

WTF?!?

Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me, but......

ROTFLMAO!!

How did I know YOU would find this thread, huh? :biggrin:

I have to fix this, though:

Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me butt...

[*slim* 2]

WTF?!?

Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me, but......

:biggrin::lol:ROFLMAO!

[jms462001 9]

My Dr put it in writing............No sex for 4 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BillyTheBear 0]

yeah, it's definitely a different challenge for a man

we gotta wait :biggrin:

[Princess4174 0]

Hey Listen, I truly appreciate everyones input and find it very informative..... I will remember to take it easy and slow, yes missionary is a bit challenging slim-n-tn, and pssst J.Joseph not that "I" need it but could you tell me what your wife used to clean her colon?? Inquiring minds want to know??:biggrin:

Those of us in a committed relationship while being obese may share the same feelings of the importance of performance especially while losing weight. Personally I find since eating properly and losing a little bit of weight and excising just a little bit (like power walking) has made a significant difference in the bedroom...for one my stamina has gone through the roof....where as before I was too busy trying not to get a damn charlie horse in my stomach.....(YES, AND ITS PAINFUL AS HELL!) so for those of you who may feel this post to inappropiate SORRY, others who dont mind discussing and sharing on a respectable, grown adult discussion.......GOD BLESS YOU! AND THANKS IN ADVANCE!

[Daisalana 33]

The most comfortable when my port scar was healing, was doggy style. Lot less bending of my abdomen and squishing it, or any weight put on it. I think I only waited a week..

[BethFromVA 5]

The most comfortable when my port scar was healing, was doggy style. Lot less bending of my abdomen and squishing it, or any weight put on it. I think I only waited a week..

And now you have a baby Violet! :cursing:

[J. Joseph 0]

Hi princess,

The pre-op cleansing routine was a 10oz. bottle of citrate of magnesium at 3 pm, followed only by Clear liquids for the remainder of the day. Easy to drink (its not vile) and by the next day... completely empty and clean!!!

This really opens up alot of possibilities for the adventurous couples.

Have fun princess. Lets us know how hubby responds.

[J. Joseph 0]

Princess,

One more thing... the magnesium citrate is sold over the counter at any drug store and comes in flavors like cherry, lemon, etc. I think that it is basically a laxative.

[Melolo 0]

My wife and I have noticed that when she follows the pre-surgical fasting and bowel cleansing routine that I used the night before being banded, she has been finding our anal to oral sequence much more enjoyable for her. I recommend that some of you ladies try it, especially those of you trying to "keep" your man. Your men will go CRAZY for you if you do this!

WOW!!! :cursing:

[Princess4174 0]

Princess,

One more thing... the magnesium citrate is sold over the counter at any drug store and comes in flavors like cherry, lemon, etc. I think that it is basically a laxative.

Thanks J.Joseph......but I dont think I can take the citrate with my band.....its carbonated like soda....I dont think it would be a good look...

[BethFromVA 5]

Thanks J.Joseph......but I dont think I can take the citrate with my band.....

I don't think I can take the thought of, "You want to stick it where, and then you want to stick it WHERE??"

I'm still throwing up in my mouth a little over that one...

[plain 12]

for those of you who may feel this post to inappropiate SORRY, others who dont mind discussing and sharing on a respectable, grown adult discussion.......GOD BLESS YOU! AND THANKS IN ADVANCE!

I don't think the post is inappropriate.....I just found it pretty funny that you asked a question: "When is it safe to have sex", and J. Joseph, instead of answering the question, posts on how to improve anal / oral sex. And hey, if J. Joseph feels that free to post that......good for him. It's a good thing and a compliment to Alex (the main dude) that people are free to express themselves here, and to ask all sorts of questions.

But that still cracks me up.

Edited December 3, 2008 by plain

[ginny two 0]

I'm so glad this topic popped up. I was just about to ask the same question and/or call my nurse about it. She didn't discuss it at discharge time, which seems weird to me.

Does she think fat people don't have sex????? G-D IT!! I'm going to call her tomorrow and give her heck!!!! Why I oughtta.........

Okay, wait a minute. This might be what my daughter refers to as my "overimagination" when it comes to fat discrimination. Okay, so my nurse looks like Barbie, it's not her fault. I guess.

The only reason I wanted to get the lapband in the first place was so that I could see my honey's face while using the missionary position. (He might have a bit of a belly, too.) No, seriously, it's one of my motivations when resistance is low. There are lots of things to look forward to.........:smile2:

[BeautyLocs 0]

All this talk makes me a bit sad that I don't have a partner.

In the words of the late, great Marvin Gaye--"Keep gettin' it on!"