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Just called the #, the girl thought I was crazy when I asked to be put on hold, I heard her tell someone, why are we being asked to be put on hold??? How many of you have been calling today???

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I Just called and they refused to put me on hold. She sounded pretty upset..

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I am so excited look at me, I lost the weight permantly, Adjustable and Reversible, it changed my life once and for all.............take control of your obestiy and your life at Texas Laproscopy Center!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh and you'll get TLC at TLC......

Ha ha ha....that's the one....what a freaking hoot! The lyrics alone don't do it justice. Priceless!

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BubbaMe20022003,

I'm so sorry that they rejected your request. They called me before and asked me to stop having people call to be put on hold. Their phone system has been under seige since I posted this along with the people at my office who continue to call it. Put ME on hold for a half hour will they........I'll fix their ass I will.

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Paybacks I tell you. Oh well maybe some other day when they least expect it..

For now You have them working those phones..:)

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Did I not predict they'd be mad?!! You guys are cracking me up. There's got to be a way to hear this without calling and asking to be put on hold! Bobalooey, you are such a rubble-rouser!

Wait, Kelly, you were/are on WHAT Commercial?!! Do tell!!

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What I should probably do is record the on-hold music to a digital file and post it here on the site for people to click on in order to hear it. It just dawned on me that I have to visit that Dr. on the 27th of this month for my first fill and I probably don't want him pissed off at me when I'm there with a syringe stuck in my belly.

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What I should probably do is record the on-hold music to a digital file and post it here on the site for people to click on in order to hear it. It just dawned on me that I have to visit that Dr. on the 27th of this month for my first fill and I probably don't want him pissed off at me when I'm there with a syringe stuck in my belly.

Good thought. I always knew you were a smart feller. :)

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Kellymoos,

You are in that commercial???? :rolleyes

I was only kidding....its a masterpiece!

Did you by any chance provide the ...gulp....music?

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I am on the commericals for Dr Spiegel!!! I was banded by him in 2003..so I am an older bandster:-)

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Damn, why didn't I just tell the post office it was an electric tooth brush? DOH!

I'm calling but the number's busy. The fact we're tying up the lines is funny enough!

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Better yet--Let the world now exactly what you're sending to your loved (and perhaps not so loved) ones. As a general habit I make sure to label any package I'm sending out with its' exact contents with A LARGE BLACK FELT PEN.

For Example--I labeled my Best Friends 40 birthday Package as such:

CONTENTS: 1 Tru-Touch Life Like Look-A-Like Blow Up Brad Pitt Doll with Extra- Extra Large Member attached.

I find that the UPS man/woman get a huge charge out of this.

To hell with discrete brown packaging.

I also sign for UPS stuff with the Name Sally Lipschitz or Buckfutz--

Small amusements for a small mind

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Put ME on hold for a half hour will they........I'll fix their ass I will.

What are you, the Lap Banded Yoda? Eat tiny bites, I will. Sip and not gulp I shall. Productive burps I won't.

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