Boo-yah!

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Barack Obama is the first Black President of the USA!

Someone e-mailed this to me:

After watching the final debate the other night, it dawned on me that

Obama could actually win this thing. If that happens, there will be a

lot of people (some of our co-workers included) who will be afraid that

an Obama presidency will usher in the end of days. They'll be watching

us on November 5th (the day after the election) for signs of the end

times.To keep the peace and keep a lot of folks from getting nervous, I

think we should develop a list of acceptable celebrations and behaviors

we should probably avoid - at least for the first few days:

1. No crying, hugging or shouting "Thank you Lord" - at least not in

public

2 No high-fives - at least not unless the area is clear and there are

no witnesses

3. No laughing at the McCain/Palin supporters

4. No callingin sick on Nov 5th. They'll get nervous if too many of us don't show

up.

5. We're allowed to give each other knowing winks or nods in

passing.Just try to keep from grinning too hard.

6. No singing loudly,we've come this far by faith..(it will be

acceptable to hum softly)

7. No bringing of barbeque ribs or fried

chicken for lunch in the company lunchroom for at least a week (this may

make us seem too ethnic)

8. No Cupid Shuffle during breaks (this could

indicate a little too much

excitement)

9. Please no "Jeffersons" music(we are going to try to remain

humble)

10. No doing the George Jefferson dance (unless you're in your office

with the door closed)

11. Please try not to yell----BOOOO YAH!

12. Just in case you're wondering, doing the running man, cabbage patch,

or the Roger Rabbit on the highway is 100% okay.