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So I went to the grocery store today and they had ONE cheesecake pudding mix - bitter!!!

Uh, can you please start dropping your G's? You're from the south.....the correct pronunciation is "puddin". Thanks.

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Plain, that would be "droppin", not "dropping.

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Uh, can you please start dropping your G's? You're from the south.....the correct pronunciation is "puddin". Thanks.

Excuse you - I oftentimes drop my g's on here. So I had one damn slip up. Sue me! But ahem, I have heard the Texarkana accent so I'm sure my southern is much more charming. <snap>

I actually had a compliment last week. A friend of mine from one of the islands said I didn't have a thick southern accent. I've always tried not to have too thick an accent since Yankees (you know who you are) think they are betta b/c they are not southern.

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So I had one damn slip up. Sue me!

Legal brief filed as we speak.

I actually had a compliment last week. A friend of mine from one of the islands said I didn't have a thick southern accent. I've always tried not to have too thick an accent since Yankees (you know who you are) think they are betta b/c they are not southern.

Damn yankees. Thinkin' they're mo betta -n- such....with their fancy non-moving houses and their store-bought liquor.

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Damn yankees. Thinkin' they're mo betta -n- such....with their fancy non-moving houses and their store-bought liquor.

An' all of they's teeth.

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An' all of they's teeth.

Exactly! Teeth-havin' bastards.

You can make your own liquor down there?

Hells Yeah! *takes sip of "Pappy's Corn Squeezins'"*

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(hiccup*) Yep! And grow our own tabacca! (spit*..."*ting")

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(hiccup*) Yep! And grow our own tabacca! (spit*..."*ting")

hahahahaha...it was the *ting* sound effect that really sold it!!

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(hiccup*) Yep! And grow our own tabacca! (spit*..."*ting")

Tabacca? You ain't from 'round here, is ya? It's tabacky.

*faint banjo strumming from Deliverance plays in the background*

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Tabacca? You ain't from 'round here, is ya? It's tabacky.

*faint banjo strumming from Deliverance plays in the background*

Once again you have to bring up the siblings having sex!

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