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And if you watched The Office last week, Kelly tried the tapeworm diet :cool2:

aha...I saw that. That was great.

"My doctor told me to gain weight."

"No, if you gain weight you will DIE."

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aha...I saw that. That was great.

"My doctor told me to gain weight."

"No, if you gain weight you will DIE."

Hah hah ah.. I love The Office.

Kelly:I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me and then it eats all my food so that I don't get fat. And then, after three months I take some medicine and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It's from Mexico.Creed:That wasn't a tapeworm.

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I'm still seeing ads about pills and such on here...

Karen’s Diet

is one of them. Annoying ads.

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Okay guys, something funny happened today and I just had to share it with you! In class today I was talking to a classmate and told her she was looking good, loosing weight, etc (this is a phys ed class) and she looked right at me and I swear said, "I think I have a tapeworm". After my initial surprise and trying not to bust out laughing, I asked her why she thought that. Keep in mind this girl is very young. She told me she could feel it "swirling around in there". I told her it was probably gas. She was adamant that it was a tapeworm. I couldn't believe we were having this conversation especially after reading this thread just yesterday. Too funny!!

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Hah Hah.. I actually knew 1 person who had it when I was growing up. She was older than me by a few years, a church friend.. she was very large.. and she disappeared for a few months.. came back skinny, knock-out, and all the guys wanted her! She said it was a tapeworm, and I was like "You're so lucky!"--I was about 13 then. She told me how miserable it was, she was hospitalized for a month I believe, ended up a year behind in school, etc.

So.. tapeworm diet does work!

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i already have a parasite of sorts in my body causing me to lose weight (another 2 pounds down - my OB really is gunna be ticked!) i dont need another one... **shudder**

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i already have a parasite of sorts in my body causing me to lose weight (another 2 pounds down - my OB really is gunna be ticked!) i dont need another one... **shudder**

Hahahahaha....very classy!! lol

As a side note, that particular parasite can cause vaginal trauma!! Beware!

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Hahahahaha....very classy!! lol

As a side note, that particular parasite can cause vaginal trauma!! Beware!

trauma.. ? i heard it was a cake walk ...

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Out of respect for pregnancy, and LJM and FF....I will avoid a vulgar "vagina + cakewalk" joke. You're welcome. Leave all tips in the tip jar, plz.

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I generally see the world through vulgar colored glasses.

How low-key, or how too much, just depends on the location and alcohol consumption.

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