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Haha, gotta love it.

As posted by John Ridley on Huffingtonpost.com

hair on national TV it's an "adorable moment." (Seriously, forget about abstinence only, teach these folks some grooming skills).

DTD SAYS: If your pastor rails against inequality in the United States of America, you're an "extremist." If your pastor welcomes a sermon by a member of Jews for Jesus who preaches that the killing of Jews by terrorists is a lesson to Jews that they must convert to Christianity, you're a "fundamentalist."

If you're a black man and you use a scholarship to get into college, then work your way up to being the president of the Harvard Law Review, you're "uppity." If you're a conservative and your parents pay your way to Hawaii Pacific University . . . you only have four more schools to attend over the next five years before you somehow manage to graduate (it might be five more schools over the next five years. No one has yet verified whether or not Palin was actually ever registered at the University of Hawaii at Hilo. But, you know how shady people are who ever attended any kind of school in Hawaii).

SeanOcali says: If you're 18, white, and get a 16 year old girl pregnant "life happens." If you're 18, black, and impregnate a 16 year old girl, you're a "registered sex offender."

If you spend 18 months building a campaign around the theme of "Change," it's just "empty rhetoric." If one week before your party's national convention you SUDDENLY make your candidacy about "Change," that's "red meat."

And your last lesson for the day:

If you are a Democrat, an Independent, or even a moderate Republican, if you're female, male, white, black, Asian, Hispanic, bi-racial, multi-ethnic, or GLBT, if you're a Jew, Gentile, Muslim, agnostic or atheist -- "Yes, we can!"

If you're a pitbull with lipstick from Alaska, "Yup, yup!"

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lmfao. I got a kick out of reading that. Goooo Obama!!!

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Lawl.....Usually I don't even respond to this kind of no-fact propaganda. The liberal democrats seem to getting a little panick-y. I wonder what they make of the fact that Obama is now backing off his "tax the wealthy and business" promises that made him such a liberal darling?

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That is so AWESOME!! I just don't understand why people think she is so great! She doesn't even know what a VP does, she said so herself! It's on youtube.

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That is so AWESOME!! I just don't understand why people think she is so great! She doesn't even know what a VP does, she said so herself! It's on youtube.

Hey I see that you are getting sucked into the "are we ready for a woman vp thread." I spent some time there also. My advice? DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT. I swear the things that people believe and try to justify. Getting a point of reason across is like hitting your head against a brick wall. Good luck! I'll peek in on you from time to time. Just to see if you are keeping your sanity while you are over there.

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Hey I have one. If you are a cop. You should be able to punish your kids with a taser.

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I loved the opening post. Absolutely brilliant. Thanks for posting this. It made my day.

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Hey I see that you are getting sucked into the "are we ready for a woman vp thread." I spent some time there also. My advice? DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT. I swear the things that people believe and try to justify. Getting a point of reason across is like hitting your head against a brick wall. Good luck! I'll peek in on you from time to time. Just to see if you are keeping your sanity while you are over there.

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HELP! I'm getting sucked in! I can't help it it just makes me mad when people put crap out there and have no idea what they are saying. :thumbup::) thanks for your support though! I don't usually post about politics but I feel strongly about this election year.

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