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Eight Words with two Meanings

> 1 . THINGY (thing-ee) n.

> Female .... Any part under a car's hood.

> Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

>

> 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

> Female ... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

> Male.... Playing football without a cup.

>

> 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

> Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's

> partner.

> Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the

> boys.

>

> 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

> Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.

> Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

>

> 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

> Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.

> Male..... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

>

> 6. flatulence (flach-u-lens) n.

> Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

> Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

>

> 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

> Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve

> Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

>

> 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

> Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

> Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5

> minutes.

>

>

> He said . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to

> put in it.

> She said . . You wear pants don't you?

> *************************

> He said . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

> She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I

> sit on the sofa and fart!

> ****************** *******

> > She said ..What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?

> He said . . .. A widow.

> *************************

>

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Those were really cute! lmao!

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