Science 101

[Gone4Now 4]

...He'd chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[MacMadame 81]

Would that be a pound of wood or a pound of gold?

:biggrin:

[Gone4Now 4]

Nah...just a teaspoonful.

[babygrl1234 6]

A teaspoon of gold and a pound of feathers?

[Gone4Now 4]

Yep! Did you know they weigh the same?

[tapshoes 2]

Thanks a lot, Plain! (please read with sufficient sarcasm) You take us down this path, diverting the attention from the real issue - precious metals aside - a pound is a pound!!! Now stop it! Don't make me come down there!!!

You are all nuts, you know that? Perhaps that's why I love you so!!

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers...

Question - how did the peppers get pickled before they were picked?

[Gone4Now 4]

Question - how did the peppers get pickled before they were picked?

Answer: Shoot the hostage!

[babygrl1234 6]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers...

Question - how did the peppers get pickled before they were picked?

That is simple....28

[plain 12]

answer: Shoot the hostage!

what do you do?!? what do you do?!?

[Gone4Now 4]

I wonder how much his gold watch weighed?

[tapshoes 2]

I wonder how much his gold watch weighed?

6 teaspoons of fat

[plain 12]

Tap, what's the metric conversion for that??

[tapshoes 2]

Tap, what's the metric conversion for that??

There is such as thing as a metric teaspoon, therefore no conversion is necessary. If however we are discussing a non-metric teaspoon into grams, then I need to know what teaspoon....a US or UK? And of course we all know we shouldn't be converting teaspoons (volume) to grams (weight)....

[Guest Leslie2Lose]

I personally use Grandma's wooden spoon - it absorbs the fat. How does that count???

Edited September 12, 2008 by Leslie2Lose
spelling - again.

[tapshoes 2]

I personally use Grandma's wooden spoon - it absorbs the fat. How does that count???

But is it holding food with muscle in it? If so, it weighs twice as much.