lapband=deceit and bullsh**t

[MistyD65 1]

To unsubscribe, go to your subscriptions page and at the bottom of your list of subscriptions is a "Move to" menu. If you click that, you have the option of deleting subscriptions. Sounds like a good idea to me too!

[plain 12]

Not me...I'm all in!!! *excitedly rubs hands together*

[di1138 8]

That has got to be the longest sentence I have ever read.

Where'd you get your DDS, on Sesame Street??

LOL ! That is funny! Now I admit I can't spell but I am not a DDS. I sure would not like to go to that dentist!! (still laughing)

[drstan1 0]

if you cannot control your blood sugar ,yes, diabetes controlled as of now band useful cannot pig out still hungry but will not eat too much learning to chew, chew, chew more have to have good teeth and jaw muscles

[plain 12]

Uh.....what?!?!

[Brandy~ 2]

This thread cannot be for real.

[drstan1 0]

Blew off some steam Things are much better after last fill (saline adjustment).Sorry

[Sue RN 0]

This guy CANNOT be for real!!!!

[drstan1 0]

Out of control blood sugar Diabetes under control at this point.Not a weight issue

[Sue RN 0]

If you're for real you should just READ your posts. They SERIOUSLY do not make any sense, so if you're just goofing on everyone ha ha ha...now GO HOME and play with yourself.

[MistyD65 1]

They posts ARE kind of stream-of-conciousness, but the more of them you read, the more they start to make sense.

[Twilight 2]

They posts ARE kind of stream-of-conciousness, but the more of them you read, the more they start to make sense.

I was starting to think the same thing. A couple messages ago makes complete senses to me now. I think I know where to put the punctuation and I get it.

That almost scares me. The idea that I think like drstan is a little disconcerting.

[MacMadame 81]

I'm the opposite. I understood them at first but now I'm completely lost.

[*Love* 2]

The band is more about portion control. It is not magic. You have to work with it.

For me, I find it is not the band itself that makes me not hungry.

I was taught to eat every 3-4 waking hours, whether I am hungry or not. I eat mostly Protein & never more than a cup of food at a time. I would never have imagined that eating like that regularly would turn into rarely being hungry or haivng cravings.

[lapbandbarb 0]

I was starting to think the same thing. A couple messages ago makes complete senses to me now. I think I know where to put the punctuation and I get it.

That almost scares me. The idea that I think like drstan is a little disconcerting.

:wink_smile: FUNNY!!! I feel the same way. I now think drstan is for real.

Just really illiterate or maybe doesn't write english well?:teeth_smile:

They seem to be doing well now though, so that is good. This tread has gone on and on and on-in all directions. :biggrin: