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Guest Leslie2Lose

Y'all are a bunch of sex crazed whores! Congratulations....& uh, I wanna be one too!

I'm going off of my anti-anxiety medicine (doc agreed) & I'm hoping that will rekindle my fires.

((Gasp!!!)))...I'm so insulted :eek:. I prefer the term Nyphomaniac myself :tt2:. Whore makes me sound so cheap - and since I'm limited to one partner (DH) and it's free (well mostly - sometimes I bribe him).

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Hey!

You can use the word freak in my case.:rolleyes: But I'm a freak for one. Here's a little dirty secret for you all "I fantasize about many." You know as long as you're healthy and safe with it... EVERYBODY HAVE A GOOD TIME.:eek: You know I read where good sex can help you lose weight:thumbup:

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((Gasp!!!)))...I'm so insulted :lol:. I prefer the term Nyphomaniac myself :tt1:. Whore makes me sound so cheap - and since I'm limited to one partner (DH) and it's free (well mostly - sometimes I bribe him).

lol....I am one to believe that we always get paid for sex in one way or another! lol... new shoes, new clothes, lol there is always something I need and something he needs, so we take it in trade! :smile2:

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Guest Leslie2Lose

lol....I am one to believe that we always get paid for sex in one way or another! lol... new shoes, new clothes, lol there is always something I need and something he needs, so we take it in trade! :smile2:

:lol:LOL!!! Exactly. Bribe. Ooohhh shoes. I like backrubs too:wink2:!

Off topic (not nearly as fun though) - How are you doing after your revision? I think I read somewhere you had to get your port moved?

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I don't know...... The whole banding experience and losing weight has done a real number on me...... 9 months ago? Sex? whatever..... I could take it or leave it. Now that I've lost 65 pounds, I can't get enough..... At age 49? What's up with that? My husband was stunned at first, and even resisted my advances because it was so "peculiar". But now he's embracing it, and jumping on the band wagon!!! Plain and simple.... I'm just horny. Weirdest thing ever!!! My husband has now even started giving me nicknames like Ivana Humpalot (Like the character on the Austin Powers movie) and Lady Chatterly. He winks at me and calls me a shameless hussy. I have to say, it's nice to enjoy myself in that respect again. It's been a LONG time. No complaints here......

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I don't know...... The whole banding experience and losing weight has done a real number on me...... 9 months ago? Sex? whatever..... I could take it or leave it. Now that I've lost 65 pounds, I can't get enough..... At age 49? What's up with that? My husband was stunned at first, and even resisted my advances because it was so "peculiar". But now he's embracing it, and jumping on the band wagon!!! Plain and simple.... I'm just horny. Weirdest thing ever!!! My husband has now even started giving me nicknames like Ivana Humpalot (Like the character on the Austin Powers movie) and Lady Chatterly. He winks at me and calls me a shameless hussy. I have to say, it's nice to enjoy myself in that respect again. It's been a LONG time. No complaints here......

Oohhh - Shamless Hussy! I like that one. I'll have to pass that one along to DH. I haven't acquired any nicknames, Yet. I'll take that back - I'm Mamacita in his cell phone. Does he know spanish? Nope Are we a bit hispanic? Nope. He likes that name though. LOL

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:lol:LOL!!! Exactly. Bribe. Ooohhh shoes. I like backrubs too:wink2:!

Off topic (not nearly as fun though) - How are you doing after your revision? I think I read somewhere you had to get your port moved?

I am doing better, but feel like sh*t. No nookie for Dh for 4 days now, he is NOT happy.

They moved it and slipped my band. I spent 24 hours in horrible pain before they figured it out. SO now I have no fill. :thumbup: FOR 6 weeks. But hopefully they caught it early enough so I don't have to have it removed.

Shoes are better, but I do get back rubs when I am taking care of him. Better for me that way because less stress on my neck, and he has learned he gets it longer! :thumbup:

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I say enjoy it too. I seem to have the opposite problem. I had a lot of desire when I was younger, but I don't now. But that may be because my husband and I argue a lot. I don't want to have sex with someone I fight with all the time.

No make up sex?

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It certainly has been for me...and it continues and I'm in my 50's!!:w00t:

you know, I love that you ladies are embracing your new found sexuality and the increase in sexuality with age and part of me is all "YOU GO GIRLS" and then the other part thinks "wait my mom's in her 50's.... :eek:"

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you know, I love that you ladies are embracing your new found sexuality and the increase in sexuality with age and part of me is all "YOU GO GIRLS" and then the other part thinks "wait my mom's in her 50's.... :eek:"

See now I am just the opposet. Now that I am getting some and horny as heck. lol I feel bad because my mom dosent feel the desire to have sex anymore. I wish she did. her and my dad would be so much happier.:)

LOL I am actualy trying to find some porn for my parents...I know we have a totally weird relationship but it works for us lol:rolleyes2:

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