People! Leave my stuff ALONE

[Sunwyse 1]

I used to be a cleaner in an office block and I gotta say, I've found women who work in office jobs tend to be the most disgusting little creatures. The worst thing I found in the mens was someone would do no. 2 and not flush - big deal.

In the womens, there was hair, make up, snotty tissues left ALL OVER the sinks and benches. Used sanitary items left out and unwrapped after use!

I once worked in a remote area and had to clean a motel room after a female dentist had stayed in there one night. OMG!!!! When it came time to clean the bathroom, I think she'd had diarrhoea and missed the toilet completely. Lovely splatter pattern up the walls though.

[Pix 4]

When I was a waitress I flat refused to clean the restrooms (it was part of our job description if bussers/dishwasher were busy) I told my manager that I would never clean it and he would just have to fire me first.

I was never fired, but he never made me clean them. He said I did enough of shift for 10 of his servers so I could go with out cleaning the restrooms. Now the other manager tried a few times to get me to clean it. That was fun, but never did clean them, always had someone else do it. Seniority has its perks.

[strikeuptheband 16]

Oh we had a guy at work that always took other peoples lunches. Actually,he usually took my best friend's. (Her father was a chef and she had some Yummy lunches)

We decided to get some revenge. She brought in some Pasta dish her father made and we crushed about 10 Exlax into it and mixed it in. She put it in the fridge and we went to out to lunch. When we got back we were in hysterics watching this man RUN from his cubicle to the bathroom over and over and over. He learned his lesson. LOL!

OMG libra that's too funny!