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Thanks for the laughs....and the info!

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Oooh I forgot that you can get this stuff from places like adam & Eve.com that is meant to help with the gag reflex ....

but I wouldn't know that :):(:)

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Well as for how much it is I imagine that would depend on a number of things.

Like how long has it been since the last time the prostate was emptied or even semi emptied? Is the fellow well hydrated?

I know from my experiences its not usually much Fluid. Maybe MAYBE a couple teaspoons or so on days where he hasn't released in a couple days. And as little as 1/2 teaspoon maybe durring times hes released 3-4 times a day.

Heck this is something a guy would probably be better at helping us answer maybe. Cause I sure haven't ever tried to measure it. lol.

And Froggie ****HUGS**** Anyone calling you names has to be seriously inmature & probably doesn't even have a sex life to start with. Or like someone else said is jealous. LOL.

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This is also one of thost things I have a serious hard time doing for my SO cause of my size. Can't wait till the kids are all out on their own cause the living room couch is at the perfect height for this!!! Our bed is to high! And I can't be on my knees long =/

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I can't have an orgasm from penetration...:) I blame my fat all over it's in the way LOL

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I can't have an orgasm from penetration...:( I blame my fat all over it's in the way LOL

I can, but it's a LOT better if I "help out" hehehehehe :)

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I have to help or there's nothing LOL

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Oooh I forgot that you can get this stuff from places like adam & Eve.com that is meant to help with the gag reflex ....

but I wouldn't know that :smile::(:)

Not that I would know either, but that stuff has a really bad taste. AndI know the point is to help with the gag reflex, but I found the total mouth numbness very disturbing. Chloraseptic works too, by the way. And the spray nozzle gives a good aim to the back of the throat. :):smile:

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ok, we have recently ordered stuff from a place like adam & eve, but my question is, does it numb him too? because that would kinda defeat the purpose.

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You could always do the bath test to ensure that volume wont be a problem.

Sit him in a bath and observe the testicles.

If they float, he's fine. You and your band should be safe.

If they sink, dont go there!

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I think I found my favorite forum!!! Sex in the city for us Lapband Gals!! For those of you who can't handle it, I say there are many other forums. Lets stick together! I'll be banded on 7/7 and I'll be back! Barb

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Well I am in this a bit late, but I had a problem swallowing up until about 5 weeks after surgery. After that back to normal. But with the weight loss thus far, doing it in different positions than we used to.

I don't care about the calories either, I know that I don't like it when he has eaten something spicy during the day because it tastes spicy.:tt2:

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Hehehe I'm glad everyone likes it LOL

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I have a good friend that introduces herself to good looking men by saying..."I'm so and so and I have no gag reflex" LOL! She's joking, er at least I think she is.

Anyway, I remember reading on an old forum what was in semen. If you swallow, don't read it...you may never do it again.

I have no problem with it and actually enjoy making hubby happy and he's VERY good at reciprocating!!!!

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I have a good friend that introduces herself to good looking men by saying..."I'm so and so and I have no gag reflex" LOL! She's joking, er at least I think she is.

LOL, that's certainly a way to get great men I bet...LOL she's probably had some pretty odd boyfriends I'd say? :(

Anyway, I remember reading on an old forum what was in semen. If you swallow, don't read it...you may never do it again.

I don't care what's in semen, would be neat to know though, knowing wouldn't stop me from swallowing though. Hahah now I DO sound like a whore. :angry:

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