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Okay....so it's 2:45 in the morning and I can't sleep, so I decide to log on and come to LBT to pass the time. Ten pages of posts later and I'm logging off to go wake up DH in my best "whore" outfit .........

Thanks for the thread Froggi!!!

LOL glad i could help LOL

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You mean there is a whore outifit? Well damn I always just jumped on the DH nekkid ...

*logs on to Fredericks of Hollywood*

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You mean there is a whore outifit?

Yup...most people call it the "Hooters girl uniform". *Bam* Thanks folks I'll be here all week...don't forget to tip your waitresses.

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Well guys, you know tonite, with me and my friend, we ate dinner, salads, and I could hardly get anything down. Was feeling super tight all day. Two hours later, I still had that full feeling, but things started heating up. So, and this is the weird thing, we just fooled around, no sex, lots of touching, and a bj. Deep throat, swallowed, and it all went down. No gagging, no full feeling, and unbelievable, incredible HUNGER, when it was over. It was the weirdest thing. I haven't felt that kind of Hunger since the surgery. Didn't know what to make of it.

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Yay for things getting heated up. Maybe his semen made you hungry. :biggrin:

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Yay for things getting heated up. Maybe his semen made you hungry. :w00t:

I am going out of town on business tomorrow for the rest of the week, so we have planned to meet up again tonite, so will have to see if that is what it was.:eek:;)

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good luck LOL

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OMG - this is the funniest thread I have ever read!!!!! All I can think about is if you swallow and end up in Emerg - the story you have to tell and to be a fly on the wall at the Nurses station.

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Well I have to admit that I was more worried about the deep throating. I thought that might do something to the band. Swallowing? its liquid and it went right on through for me both nights. Can't go for a third try cause right now I am out of town, but he works nights and is only home on Monday and Tuesday anyway.

With me having the surgery and being as open as I have been lately I would have no problem telling them in the emergency room that I enjoy bj's and that is why i was in there.:biggrin2::thumbup:

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hehe I dont think semen would cause band probs though. :thumbup:

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Hey everyone in this thread is talking about some pretty personal stiff. I don't want to hijack the thread but I need help. I started that thread

another sex question, but I think people may have thought it was just too personal to give details.

When people say they need manual help and can't orgasm from penetration, are they talking oral? Is their partner using his hand before sex? I know a girl who puts her hand there during sex, but somehow I can't bring myself to do that.

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You put your hand there during sex or use a toy to help you along while he is having his fun. That way you can have fun too. It's not the easiest thing to do. But for some it's the only way.

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Or you could try to be on top, this position usually provides more stimulation "there". (or so i hear...)

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I don't want to be jumped on by people, but is it a general thing that Americans are sexually repressed? To call someone a shore because she swallows? To not have facts about sex, about orgasm, about sperm?

I did answer on that other personal thread. Approx. only 13 or women can orgasm by penetration alone. As for the question "when people say they need manual help..." Manual comes from the latin word Manus meaning hand. Manual always refers to the hand, so they are talking about getting their or their partner's hand down there.

Why is touching your own genitals a problem? They are a part of you, a pretty awesome part. They give you pleasure and are the only way we know of to create human beings naturally. To not like your genitals, to feel they are dirty or there's something wrong with you is the very essence of not liking your own womanhood. Did you know the female clitoris is the only thing created in the entire world that is solely created for pleasure? A woman doesn't need an orgasm to get pregnant. A woman's orgasm is solely for her pleasure - end of story.

And if you are religious, every time you think poorly about your own genitals, you are thinking poorly about one of your god's creations. Just a different way to look at things. Did you know, no 2 vaginas are ever the same? Absolutely unique.

Now you may think I'm some kind of weirdo because I know this stuff. I tend to think I'm just a well educated woman on sexual matters. I love sex. I love my genitals and I love the pleasure I can get from them, whether by my own hand or another's.

And yes, I do enjoy going down on people and very much enjoy the taste of my partner when he comes. Have no idea what it is, but he tastes really nice - and not that great a diet either!

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It just sucks because 10 years ago, I had no problem. I could have multiple orgasms from penetration. Menopause is the pits!

My bf and I haven't been together all that long, just a couple of months. I haven't given him the pleasure of a bj yet because I am not getting off at all during all the times we have had sex. He sure has though. No viagra for this guy. I have been thinking that tonight I am going to tell him we aren't doing anything

until he makes sure I get off.

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