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WOW this thread took off like wildfire!!

FYI:

My weight has slowed down my horizontal acrobatics for now also. HOWEVER, there is hope for the no orgasm by just penetration. Ladies...discover your g-spot. It is NOT a joke..it is real. You can even ejaculate...(or squirt.) I WISH I had found out about this years ago.

There is a book by Deborah Sundahl

Isis Media - G-spot & Female Ejaculation

...I give her, and my best friend my claim to fame. That is my ability to ejaculate. My husband goes bonkers when I do it. It sounds cliche' but once you tap into it...your ability to orgasm will increase..and it is altogether different. BETTER should I say than a dumb clitoral orgasm...that is just a flash in the pan.

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I was this way when I was younger. Now, my DH can poke it in my ear and I'll have an orgasm....lol

I'd also like to submit my application to the whore group. I'm a little angry I wasn't invited. :thumbup:

**EDIT - holy shit I thought I posted this on the wrong thread...that would've been funny (especially since I thought it was the newbie section) LOL!!

LMAO that would have been hilarious! Glad it didn't happen to me either.

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hahahaha omg you guys LOL

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WOW this thread took off like wildfire!!

FYI:

My weight has slowed down my horizontal acrobatics for now also. HOWEVER, there is hope for the no orgasm by just penetration. Ladies...discover your g-spot. It is NOT a joke..it is real. You can even ejaculate...(or squirt.) I WISH I had found out about this years ago.

There is a book by Deborah Sundahl

Isis Media - G-spot & Female Ejaculation

...I give her, and my best friend my claim to fame. That is my ability to ejaculate. My husband goes bonkers when I do it. It sounds cliche' but once you tap into it...your ability to orgasm will increase..and it is altogether different. BETTER should I say than a dumb clitoral orgasm...that is just a flash in the pan.

I need to check that book out. My DH has been trying to get me to do this for 9 years and I just can't! :thumbup: I did it once years ago (before him) and have no idea how. Thanks for the info!

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I need to check that book out. My DH has been trying to get me to do this for 9 years and I just can't! :thumbup: I did it once years ago (before him) and have no idea how. Thanks for the info!

I was never able to with my first husband, but I don't think he cared much about anything but taking care of himself. With my hubby now, I did the very first time we were together and continue to do so. I don't know what he does different, but he is a very attentive man and wants to make sure I am just as "satisified" as he is. I love that man!!!

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Is it too much of an imposition to ask you to find me a good man also? ;-)

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Ladies (& gents) you've had me in hysterics - great thread !!!

(Can I submit my app to the 'whore club too? I'm told I have excellent credentials lol)

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OMG!!! This is just to funny. I am applying to the whore club as well.

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OMG!!! This is just to funny. I am applying to the whore club as well.

So I guess I'm going to have to start a club for those of thus that aren't seeing anyone - the whore wannabe club!!! :thumbup:

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I don't know, I am thinking if we come up with a member patch or something that says "the whore club" and what the mission of the club is, and you wear it proudly, you won't be alone for long.

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Not that I would know either, but that stuff has a really bad taste. AndI know the point is to help with the gag reflex, but I found the total mouth numbness very disturbing. Chloraseptic works too, by the way. And the spray nozzle gives a good aim to the back of the throat. :thumbup::thumbup:
I can, but it's a LOT better if I "help out" hehehehehe :mellow:

Here's what you do for the taste and yourself make sure your guy eat something with cinnamon in it every morning. You won't regret it. you don't even have to tell him why. I read this somewhere and it works!!1:blushing:

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I don't know, I am thinking if we come up with a member patch or something that says "the whore club" and what the mission of the club is, and you wear it proudly, you won't be alone for long.

ROFL - good point!!!

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Here's what you do for the taste and yourself make sure your guy eat something with cinnamon in it every morning. You won't regret it. you don't even have to tell him why. I read this somewhere and it works!!1:blushing:

I was told that celery makes the taste sweeter.

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