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You could always do the bath test to ensure that volume wont be a problem.

Sit him in a bath and observe the testicles.

If they float, he's fine. You and your band should be safe.

If they sink, dont go there!

Does this really work? Have you tried it...?:angry::(

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I would hope he is honest, I don't think a PB on semen would be too fun LOL

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ok, we have recently ordered stuff from a place like adam & eve, but my question is, does it numb him too? because that would kinda defeat the purpose.

The report I received was that it caused a slight numbing sensation, but not total numbness on him.

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Yep, I use it on DH when he's been away on a business trip. Keeps him honest.

So sneaky - I love it!

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I can't have an orgasm from penetration...:thumbup: I blame my fat all over it's in the way LOL

You are not alone here :crying: I can on rare ocasions have one from penitration It doesn't happen often. Ususally I need a bit more help lol

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we're too fat :thumbup:

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:thumbs_down:We're too fat? NOT FOR LONG!!! :smile2:Anyway some men say, "The more meat, the better treat".:biggrin2:

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:thumbs_down:We're too fat? NOT FOR LONG!!! :smile2:Anyway some men say, "The more meat, the better treat".:biggrin2:

Ha! Ha! How about, "More cushion for the pushin'?"

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we're too fat :crying:

Nah thats not it. It might have some bearing on it but years ago back in the days of when internet was only AOL, Compuserve and one other provider(I forget now) I used to be a moderator for Compuserves human sexuality chatrooms, and holding regular schedualed discussions & moderate side chatrooms was part of the job. It's actually not uncommon for many women to not orgasm from penetration alone.

IF my memory serves me right and take into account this back in the late 80's it was something like 60-65% or women needed more then just penetration. But my memory sucks for numbers so that may be off. I used to research my topics when I could and frequently polls were done at the end of a chat.

Quite interesting all in all although there weren't many actual women online at the time. I kinda miss those days, since now if you tried to go into a chatroom and discuss sex it would degrade rather fast to either a flamefest or people bugging you to cyber them lol.

Gosh I feel old now lol. :thumbup:

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I can't have an orgasm from penetration...

With my hubby that just isn't a problem for me.

THe ex P.O.S yes it never happened .. I became the queen faker, ex fiance POS same thing ... queen of faking ...

Then I met the hubby :thumbup: and problem solved, in 11 years I have never faked one. :crying::blink:

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With my hubby that just isn't a problem for me.

THe ex P.O.S yes it never happened .. I became the queen faker, ex fiance POS same thing ... queen of faking ...

Then I met the hubby :) and problem solved, in 11 years I have never faked one. :redface::sad:

lol same here with my ex. I did fake a few but heck sex with the ex wasn't all that bad just way to infrequent. The first sign I shoulda bolted at but didn't lol. My BF now is just awesome he knows just how to handle the problem and makes sure I am not on the short end of orgasms.

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Can't believe I am answering this, but as a nurse, I have answered it before...just not so publicly! There are 5 - 7 calories per teaspoon of ejacualate.

I think I'll answer with this the next time someone asks why I got fat.

At the very least it will make the men drool.

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I think I'll answer with this the next time someone asks why I got fat.

At the very least it will make the men drool.

LOL, Gloucester. I would LOVE to see the face of who you tell. I'm sure the expression on his face would be priceless! :wink_smile:

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