More things I won't miss about being fat.

[AprilE 0]

1. Smothering my customers with my tits as I am shampooing them.
   
2. My back feeling like I am in my nineth month of pregnancy.
   
3. Being heavier than I was carrying my children for real.
   
4. Being too big for my work smock..I have taken out all the hems...still no dice. Now I get hair in my underwear and bras.
   
5. Reluctant looking in the mirrors we have at work because I am wider than my clients in the chairs.
   
6. Complete lack of stamina...sweating profusely like a pig.
   
7. Not being able to tie my shoes without making my eyeballs bulge.
   

[memeluv 0]

1. I wont miss not being able to use a normal bathroom stall (always have to use the handicap stall cause I cant wipe in the normal stall. TMI? lol)

2.I wont miss not having anything to wear to weddings.

3. I wont miss every one telling me just go on a diet (like I havent tried every one in the book already)

4. I wont miss avoiding my friends because im ashamed of myself.

5. I wont skip out on theme parks because I can't fit on the rides.

6. I wont miss getting nasty looks in the super market.

Just to name a few. LOL!

[shy_one 0]

Oh, so true about having to use the handicap stall so you can wipe yourself well. I actually had a woman in a wheelchair give me a dirtly look because I had to use the handicap stall. I looked at her like I'm handicapped too.

I won't miss:

-having to use baby wipes because I can't always get everything

-having muscle spasms if I move too fast or just getting into the car

-not being able to fit into a booth

-not being able to walk any long distance because I get too out of breath

-not being able to shave my legs, so I go hairy all the time

-getting a leg wax and being charge twice the price because my legs are twice the size

-not being able to use a seat belt because the company does not make seat belt extenders for my car model (isn't that illegal?)

Cool post. So much to list - Brenda