canadagirl33 0 Posted June 5, 2008 Ok.... This has probably been ranted about before but I've just been reading thru the boards and can't stand it anymore !!!!! :thumbup: I get so frigging tired of everyone blaming every single ailment on their band !!! I have a headache/stomach ache/earache/chest cold/cough !!! I'm nauseaus/bloated/gassy/crampy/cranky !!! My chest/arm/leg/ankle/back hurts !!! And it's ALL because of my band !!!! Should I call my surgeon !!!!???!!! C'mon people !!!!! Were you never sick before the band??? You never had gas before?? You never felt sick to your stomach?? Geezz!!!!:thumbup: Patricia 11/16/06 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrsFlipFlops 2 Posted June 5, 2008 I'm pretty sure my sunburn was caused by the band.... :thumbup: lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*susan* 1,709 Posted June 5, 2008 Stupid band! If it weren't for it, I would have never gotten this paper cut on my pinky this morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mss 1 Posted June 5, 2008 Stupid band! If it weren't for it, I would have never gotten this paper cut on my pinky this morning. Ouch it looks serious....I think you should sue the surgeon.:confused: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mango24 1 Posted June 5, 2008 O.K. all kidding aside, my eyelashes hurt. It must be the damn band. My eyelashes have NEVER hurt before. I'm calling my surgeon to schedule removal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leslie2Lose Posted June 5, 2008 OMG I have a really horrible disorder. I am losing weight and can't figure out why! Is something wrong with me? Could it be my band? What did I have that surgery for anyway....hmmm....let me see... WTG Patricia! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lunabeane 2 Posted June 5, 2008 I have a new mole. It's the band...the band did it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plain 12 Posted June 6, 2008 I strongly suspect the band caused my uni-brow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jachut 487 Posted June 6, 2008 (edited) OMG, my BMI has dropped to 30. I'm too skinny. I look like a skeleton!. My bum is huge but OMG, you can see a collarbone! Nooooo, that means I'm anorexic! Seriously though, espeically with a Protein first diet,people's nutritions suffers a bit after banding and their immune function with it. You do need your 2 fruit and five veg a day and a varied diet, and its pretty stupid to fill your stomach up with starbucks coffees or even Protein Shakes every morning rather than say, fruit and wholegrains and then wonder why you keep getting colds. Bandsters really have to eat carefully to get good all round nutrition, there's more to that than just Protein. And even the most careful eaters probably dont manage it that well. Edited June 6, 2008 by Jachut Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*susan* 1,709 Posted June 6, 2008 I agree with Jachut 100% on this. We still need our fruits and vegetables in order to maintain a healthy, well-balanced diet. If you are eating a well-balanced diet, then you will naturally get in the Protein your body needs, as well as everything else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
georgia girl 35 Posted June 6, 2008 I'm pretty sure the band is responsible for these dark circles under my eyes. What else could it be... Hehehe. This is fun! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Telecia 1 Posted June 6, 2008 LOL I would tend to think that the exact oposite would be true. Most of us didn't/don't eat a healthy balanced diet before looking into the band. So there are holes in our nutrition that would be filled by following good band eating rules. Therefore getting sick Less? But again anone who is still obese knows how it is for everything wrong with us to be blamed on our weight even when it may not. Bleh I think I broke my toe 2 days ago.(Stubed it bad enough the whole things dark purple, and hurts a bit) Must be cause I want to be banded!! That's it. It's a conspiracy I tell you!!! It has to be!! :thumbup::tongue2::thumbup: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Froggi 4 Posted June 6, 2008 One of my hamsters bit my finger today. Is it because I am going through the process to get banded!!?? I think so cause animals like hamsters never bite, they don't have big sharp teeth. hahaha omg some people are annoying Share this post Link to post Share on other sites