female only *Joke*...Why do all of womens problems start with men????

[gg2007BandSTAR 0]

Okay, Okay, it all "finally" makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before:

MEN-tal illness

MEN-strual cramps

MEN-tal breakdown

MEN-opause

GUY-nocologist

AND

When we have REAL trouble, it's a HIS-terectomy.

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

lol lol:biggrin::eek:

[*susan* 1,709]

Now I understand!! Thanks for starting my day off with a good laugh. I am going to forward this to my dh. :eek:

[gg2007BandSTAR 0]

lol it made me laugh to when i first read it....couldnt help but share it!

xxx

Now I understand!! Thanks for starting my day off with a good laugh. I am going to forward this to my dh. :cursing:

[Guest Leslie2Lose]

Heheheh...that's a good one...I thought this one was funny and thought I'd share! :cursing:

A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Motel 6.

The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.

[jrg1979 0]

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the

tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid

of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples

from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top

think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.

They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is

brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up

to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something

acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with all the good apples you know.

[Guest Leslie2Lose]

jrg1979 - that is great!

[gg2007BandSTAR 0]

WHY MEN ARE LIKE COMPUTERS...LOL:lol:

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

1. Size does matter

[Guest Leslie2Lose]

How do you seduce a woman?

1. Nice Expensive dinner

2. Talk and Compliment Her Every Thirty Minutes

3. Bring Flowers

4. Nice Long Romantic Walk

5. Rub her feet

6. Rub her back

7. Lotion, Lotion, Lotion

8. Full Body Massage

9. Chocolates

10. Talk and Listen to her while making love.

How do you seduce a man?

1. Show Up

2. Be Naked

3. Bring food and Drink

[gg2007BandSTAR 0]

:ohmy::cursing: LOL!

How do you seduce a woman?

1. Nice Expensive dinner

2. Talk and Compliment Her Every Thirty Minutes

3. Bring Flowers

4. Nice Long Romantic Walk

5. Rub her feet

6. Rub her back

7. Lotion, Lotion, Lotion

8. Full Body Massage

9. Chocolates

10. Talk and Listen to her while making love.

How do you seduce a man?

1. Show Up

2. Be Naked

3. Bring food and Drink

[Chaucer's Wench 0]

Q: How many sensitive, intelligent men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Both of them.

[jbflorida 1]

What's the difference between men and bonds?

Bonds mature.

[Froggi 4]

LOL omg guys these almost made me pee my pants!!! I think it's time for a bathroom break!! LOL