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You go to Las Vegas on vacation and the only souvenirs you come back with are the barf bags from the plane.:biggrin:

Sadly, this bandster came back from Vegas with 3 pounds. It's okay, they are gone now. LOL

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You think getting a shot is no big deal after having fills.
You go to Las Vegas on vacation and the only souvenirs you come back with are the barf bags from the plane

These two are soo true That needle my doctor uses is no joke, I about pssed ot the first time I saw it. And two weeks agoI thought I was going to have to use one after I tried to eat some chicken nuggets.

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You know your a bandster when...

Everytime you eat your DH reminds you to eat slow and take small bites.

Yes, except even though I ASKED him to do this because I know I'll forget, I still get offended when he mentions it... poor hubby, just can't get anything right. :biggrin: It's a lose lose situation.

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....when you are out to dinner with friends, and the kids are calling you on your cell phone to find out what you're bringing home for them!

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lol I love all these, very motivating.

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When you can spin harder and better than the skinny chicks in your spin class because you are in better shape then they are.

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When you can spin harder and better than the skinny chicks in your spin class because you are in better shape then they are.

Amazing Oh Juli! That's kick ass and you're kicking ass. You show them skinny girls!!!:):sad:

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When the $100 every 2 weeks that you used to spend on lunches at work is now being used to top up your retirement savings plan.

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I wish! Now there are Vitamins, fresh fish, better veggies- as long as I'm getting healthy I'm buying organic.

And clothes and shoes!

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You know you're a bandster when....when you have perfected the technique of spitting in public. ie: placing a water bottle to your lips and acting like your drinking, and instead spitting into the the bottle.

I love this thead!!!

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