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When your "out" with friends who have no idea your banded you proudly say....... "I FEEL LIKE SOUP!"

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When you actually look up from your desk and think HOLY CRAP its 4p.m. and I haven't ate ANYTHING today! (preband I would just slap someone with a piece of pizza if they uttered the same phrase, as I HONESTLY would never of believed it could happen)

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<P>I'm afriaid to ask but</P>

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<P>What the heck are toilet tongs?</P>

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<P>I'm cringing but I have to know!</P>

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goodness, im waiting on the TONG reply toooo

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Long Tong Aid. Makes toilet care easier. Lightweight tongs assist individual with limited reach and range of motion. Ends are slightly angled for more precise use. Vinyl coated handles and ends make for easy maintenance. Made of stainless steel. Reinforced joint adds extra durability. 15" long.

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You have spent a lifetime avoiding cameras and can't find any pictures of yourself at your heaviest weight, yet now you take a picture of yourself on a weekly basis so you can see if you look different.

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When you walk around asking your spouse if they can feel your port (maybe that's just me)

When you ask to smell your hubby's brownie before he eats it

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This is my new favorite thread! These are great guys. Keep 'em coming!

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Thats funny I asked my husband last night, Do you think it is possible that now I have lost weight my shoes fall off my feet? Who would of thunk it. I guess I need smaller shoes now. FUN.

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....when your 3-yr-old goddaughter has learned how to spit in the trash can, and her parents can't figure out where she learned THAT from...

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