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When Hitting your Sweet Spot...no longer means your G Spot. :ohmy:

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When Hitting your Sweet Spot...no longer means your G Spot. :thumbup:

Love it! :smile:

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Going to the movies no longer means diving headfirst into a giant tub of buttered popcorn...

I'm not sure if I'm happy about that or not!:mellow:

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....your tummy talks more than you do at mealtime.

... you notice how fast people eat and the huge bites they take.

... you can share a slice of pizza with your toddler and feel totally full if not overfull when, in the past, two slices would have been barely enough!

...one Lean Cuisine lasts an hour.

...every meal lasts an hour.

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Going to the movies no longer means diving headfirst into a giant tub of buttered popcorn...

I'm not sure if I'm happy about that or not!:)

I remember going to the movies and finishing up that giant tub of buttered popcorn. Then after the movie I would have to resist the urge to go and finish the popcorn that was left behind by all the skinny folks. :tt2::cursing:

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You have to keep apologizing and explain to un-banders about the way you speak now. ex....I just PB'ed , I am all slimey:blushing: hehehe, I'm stuck:rolleyes:, No I am not speaking dirty!:)

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You wear safty pins in your pants to keep them on.

LMAO!!!!! I so had to do this a couple of weeks ago

This thread is great Im barely half way thru just cant stop laughing....

Heres one,

A new waitress at your fav rest keeps asking you "is something wrong with your food" and then you hear your usual waitress say "she had surgery and has to eat really really slow, just take her a to go box":tongue_smilie:

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you have to make all the decisions on where to eat because DH is afraid to pick a rest where they serve nothing that wont make you sick.

Sorry if Ive reposted some...I only on page 16 of this thread and ITS GREAT!!

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You know you are a bandster when your new gummie chewable vitamins taste like candy and you have to resist the urge to eat more than two.

.....when a co-worker taste's your diet snapple and tells you it taste's like crap and you drink them all the time..

.....when you and your child can share a happy meal!

......when your husband knows before you that something your eating is going to get stuck....

What a great thread.......i love it!:thumbup:

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When instead of taking the tram at the Seattle WA airport you rather walk to the next concourse.

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instead of taking the shuttle from the parking lot to your office building, you walk because it's less than half a mile and it's a beautiful sunny day! :P

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a Bodybugg is something you're willing to pay for instead of something you visit the doctor to get rid of! :P

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A sad "know your a Bandster when"

You roll over in the middle of the night, and feel a bump in the bed. Thinking you have a rolled up sheet only to find out it is just your LOOSE SKIN !!!!!!! ;-(

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That may be sad, but I will be glad when I have lost enough weight for that to be a problem.

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You look at the serving size of Triscuts and think "7 crackers - I'll never eat all those, so you take 3 and are full"

You can make more then one meal out of a can of tuna.

There are more clothes in your garage then there are in your closet

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