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:lol:This is complete silliness, but I got quite a little chuckle from this. Must have hit me at just the right time.......

I was speaking to a friend about why I cannot drink diet coke and how it stretches the "pouch.". She started giggling and said it sounded like I was turning into a kangaroo. Okay, I couldn't help myself. Just had to share. This is probably as old as the hills!

With all the stress out there I thought a giggle was due! Karen:tt2:

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Too funny! My son said the same thing to me today. :thumbup:

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This one really cracked me up! I was explaining the lap band to a young neighbor man, as his wife is very obese and he was very interested. Then he turned and asked me, "After you lose all of your weight are you getting that

Origami thing done with all of that extra skin?"

All I could visualize was a big folded swan on my body!! We gotta laugh along the way. :thumbup: LMBO

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That is a funny one! I will have to remember that one.

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Wow both stories were funny.

I often tell people that I have two stomachs now like a cow and they look at me like I am crazy.

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