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I just love Maxine!!



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I think that is her name. I can never remember if it is Marge, Margaret, Maude and any other M names I might have forgotten. She reminds me of my maternal grandmother. She would come out with stuff just like this. LOLOLOL!!!

I love PURPLE!!!!

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Oh, Penni! I had a Gramma like her too, but add a cocktail in one hand and a cigarette in the other.

Everytime I go to Hallmark, I find a card I wish I could send to her....

She was a HOOT! and she had fabulous loooonnnnnggggg legs!

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That's it. THanks I keep forgetting her name but I just love her. LOL!!

Her name is Maxine

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OMG... I love her cards. I can remember a time that I would stand in the card section at Walmart and read "Maxine" cards for the longest time... (obviously in the days before kiddies). Her cards always -ALWAYS- made me laugh!

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I love her too, my checkbook is Maxine here are some of her quotes

I won't stand for gossip? NO, I sit down and make myself comfortable for gossip.

There are two ways to look at things -- my way and...and...okay, there's ONE way to look at things.

I tried paying my bills with a smile. They wanted money.

It wouldn't kill me to be nice once in a while. But why take a chance?

I'm not grouchy. Everyone else is too happy.

That which does not kill me makes me even crabbier.

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