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If any of you are burglars or petty thieves, please don't read below.

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I just had a great idea of where to hide my valuables. In a Ziploc bag in the bottom of a litter box. No one would ever look there, right? This plan will be perfect as soon as I: A. Get rid of the cat that actually uses the litter box and B. Buy some valuables worth protecting.

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Sounds like a great place to me. I'm not no thief, but I wouldn't dare think to dig in a cat litter box for valuables...lol. Good luck in getting rid of that cat and collecting something to put in your box.

Tammy P

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I actually made a kitty litter cake for my students a few years ago and they still come back and talk to me about it! It was pretty cool. I baked a regular cake and crumbled it up with some kind of pudding inside, put it in a real litter box (never used, of course!), then I crumbled vanilla Cookies on top that were colored with green food coloring. Then I melted Tootsie rolls and twisted them convincingly on top for the extra gross factor and served it with a poop scoop! It was so great!! (The recipe is online.) I always told my kids that if they missed the bus they had to come home with me and wash my dishes and clean out the litter box so they really loved it.

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I just had a great idea of where to hide my valuables. In a Ziploc bag in the bottom of a litter box. No one would ever look there, right? This plan will be perfect as soon as I: A. Get rid of the cat that actually uses the litter box and B. Buy some valuables worth protecting.

My luck I would forget they are in there - dump the whole litterbox in the garbage and throw them out by accident. Or, my DF would be wanting to help out and do the same haha.

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Seriously made me laugh tonight when I really needed it.

I'd have to add one more condition to make it work - stop being allergic to cats!

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A of all, Gibson, I love you!!!!

B'ly, I love the kitty litter cake. As I teacher I have a ton of different fun stuff I like to do for my class. I will have to try the kitty litter cake.

Last but not C, I have spent countless nights thinking of great places to hide money in my house. I have found that the shower rod is a great place too!! And there is no actual feces to deal with.

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Gibson,

You have a great sense of humor. Great spot. I was told to put jewlery, ie rings or necklaces, safety pinned to living room curtains, on the inner liner or crease.:)

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The only problem with these strategies for me is that I don't have any valuables! But if I did... litter box, nope. in a houseful of cats, this could be dangerous. Pnned to curtains, nope. Saw that once and it showed and deformed the curtains. Curtain rod, well, only diamonds and pearls but paper would be affected by the moisture. Besides, in none of thse places would my diamond tiara fit!

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The only problem with these strategies for me is that I don't have any valuables! But if I did... litter box, nope. in a houseful of cats, this could be dangerous. Pnned to curtains, nope. Saw that once and it showed and deformed the curtains. Curtain rod, well, only diamonds and pearls but paper would be affected by the moisture. Besides, in none of thse places would my diamond tiara fit!

This brings up the question of why wouldn't you be wearing your tiara all the time? I only take mine of to shower. And even though my band is working, I am sure no one wants to see whats in there!

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