Sexual Frustration- hahahaha

[katerzz 4]

Well.. going now on day 5 of my female dogs heat cycle I have decided that there is no such thing as sexual frustration for males or females of the human race.

The true frustration is in my poor baby boy (dog) who can't stand that his woman is locked up so he can't knock her up. I have *never* experienced this so BAD before!!

The last time she was in heat we let them do their tango dance and had some reallly cute puppies (http://www.katerzz.com/ its outdated a bit) but this time we've decided with surgery and just all the work it took.. NO way.

So the first part of her heat isnt so bad.. she isnt giving out the wild smell that drives dogs to go insane. This week.. my god my male will sit at her crate and howl over and over (regardless what time it is) and when they are around each other .. we dont leave her in crate 24 hours a day =) but when they do get out and were playing with them we keep him on a leash and yesterday he almost ripped my arm off trying to get to her!!!

Now.. hes sitting here crying over and over and i swear i saw him humpin the floor by her cage! Not to mention everytime he sees her he pees all over. (yuck but thats ok.. hes getting fixed soon!)

So... next time you have even half of a thought about being sexually frustrated think of my poor dog whos over here humping the floor and peeing all over himself and realize.. man it could be so much worse!

[vinesqueen 2]

I believe my first boyfriend was like that, without the peeing part.

[Penni60 45]

Awww poor doggie. All the frustration I ever had and it was NOTHING compared to that poor things frustration. Awww.

[hagerteresa 3]

Funny funny. My mom used to raise dogs so I know what you are going thru. LOL. Teresa

[Mita 2]

Wow I have never seen a Dog or Cat in heat. You have your work cut out for you..

Hope it does not last too long.

[dylansmom 27]

Those dogs are so adorable!!!!! And thanks for the good laugh too.

[Zoe 6]

ROFLMAO! And the Aussie pups are adorable.

Female dogs have it just as bad. My late Lola, a gorgeous chocolate Lab, went into heat the day I brought her home from a rescue. I had no intention of breeding her and guarded her every moment, taking her for only the shortest possible walks. We routinely went past the house of a gorgeous champion Lab, who bored Lola to tears. But she'd throw her entire hind end at little Otto the Chihuahua. He was not interested, and it drove her crazy.

After Lola was spayed, she'd growl and issue menacing barks each time she walked past Otto's house; if he was in the yard, she'd stick her head as far under the fence as she could and try to bite his head off! A woman scorned. . .

[hrv 0]

Why do we women always want the man who isn't interested?????

[La_madam 20]

Cute Thread , I needed a good laugh

Between all that and your liquid phase and giving up cigarrettes, you are a trooper!

Thanks