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Yes, we have some forum terrorists on here. You know who you are! Your the person who replys to a thread with a different question or something else on a completely different subject. This is called thread hijacking and must end or George Bush will send Dick after ya!

Example:

Original Post - I have been eating tortillas all week and one feels stuck and i don't know what to do.

1st reply - I have no problem with tortillas but have trouble with Beans. Anyone know how you can cook beans to not make them stick.

The next 100 posts are about how to cook beans and the OP's question gets answered but has to read through 100 posts to get it.:cursing::biggrin::tt1::biggrin::lol::tt1:

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I have no idea what you are talking about.

Do you have any idea how to cook cats so the fur doesn't tickle my throat?

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I have no idea what you are talking about.

Do you have any idea how to cook cats so the fur doesn't tickle my throat?

My throat tickle, when its dry, do you know what would cause a dry throat?:cursing:

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If you just cut it off, it should stop itching. I did that to my itchy toe and it was fine.

Speaking of cutting it off, should I cut my hair?

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I think if you boil the cat it would cure the itch.

What about parrots? Are they chewy?

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I admit to sometimes being a hijacker. But it's the only way I can get to Cuba, dammit!!

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Speaking of getting to Cuba, has anyone ever flown with a band? Will the security guard need to rip open my stomach to prove I'm not a terrorist with an intermal bomb? Does the lapband count as one of my personal items I'm allowed to bring on board?

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Speaking of getting to Cuba, has anyone ever flown with a band? Will the security guard need to rip open my stomach to prove I'm not a terrorist with an intermal bomb? Does the lapband count as one of my personal items I'm allowed to bring on board?

This was funny, haha.

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