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Oh my word, this is going somewhere? LBT Calendar Girls!!!! Woohooo! Proceeds go to needy LBT band patients who have had more than their fair share of expenses due to banding. I smell a plan....think before and after for each month...

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I will pose only if I can wear a 1904 bathing suit (with leggings) or a burka. You'll thank me later.

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We should pose naked like those English ladies did. You know we could pose in front of lapbands. LOLO!L!! GIANT ONES!!

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...and I want to be Ms. September.

any idea how many "Ms September's" there are around here???

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Sorry, Paula, but I called Ms. September first! Daisy, you're cracking me up. I guess I gotta pose nakey on my Harley then! In the middle of the desert.

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I take Awesome photos, will be happy to help out:nervous :rolleyes :D - & have zero problems w/the nudes- all tastefully done of course. Hidden scarfs there a flower pot or two there. So when in vegas--we can all make $$ for Lisa's port!!!!

Lisa- If you can with all you've been through just hang on for a bit more. AS every week passes the chances of a new Doctor moving in your area increases & with time you never know what can happen. AS long as the problems don't continue to worsen just stay as you are till finances change & than get your port. If you end up removing your band you'll be back to sq one. If it just stays in & doesn't hurt you your chances of correcting the situation may be closer than you think. Either way I support your decision - but hope you can keep it. Stay positive!

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Christina, I needed to hear that. I always hope for new doctors in Vegas. Today I got stung by my own bee! A Vegas friend has been really interested in my Band, and she's finally going for it. Only she has the money and she's getting hers done by the local doctor! I am really happy for her, but I can't help but feeling a little burn that she gets to stay local. Not exactly jealous... just a little pale mint green maybe. I need to stop focusing on it. That's what I need.

Okay, we have the photographer, now who's going to volunteer to market this thing? You guys probably think I'm kidding, but I would pose nude (after a bottle of wine) as long as hubby does't have a cow!

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Lisa,

Porno for Ports had me crackin up! Hey, whatever it takes. I am game. Give me July though.... All kidding aside, I want you to keep your chin up. I cant even imagine how it feels to be you at this moment, but you are a true survivor and I love you!!!

Hugs

Babs in TX

334/180

New goal: 170

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OK_ I must have January. Because I was born on New years day!:0) I have already posed & done the nude thing. It was for a few artists when I was in the gallery business. I have two original pieces that I LOVE!! The other 5 actually sold in Miami FLA for $1500.00 each!!! Can you believe it!

We need to have SCOTTY market this over in the UK. That way know one will care if it sells & if it bombs no one will know:0)

Lisa you could have your port in no time & maybe we could all be rich & live in masions & have maids & butlers & fancy cars & servants & cooks & cars & personal trainers & personal assitants & ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh I love to day dream!!!

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OK since miss Bitch oops sorry Lisa took September I want December. I wanna put tinsel in strategic places. LOL!! Also gotta have a bell somewhere.

Hey if I can be in a hot tub with a full Los Angeles film crew complete with a sound person in the bathroom with me when I was at my heaviest, I can do a nude calendar. And I am so completely serious.

I can help take the photos as well. This will be such fun.

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