This thread is going to be sooo inappropriate!

[Froggi 4]

Mac glad you're doing well and losing weight!

Plain is always on rampages isn't he? lol

Here's something he can have a rampage about. This thread made me giggle

"Floater" Enigma (TMI Warning)

[plain 12]

Laura, please don't teach plain anymore new tricks, it is dangerous.

Too late, Susan! She's teaching me.....levitation!!

MommaMac - giirrrllll, I was just playing!

Everybody, I apologize for SNT....her maliciousness knows no bounds

Plain is always on rampages isn't he?

RAMPAGE!!

[LilMissDiva Irene 3,282]

Well I don't know about anyone else, but I'M ON A RAMPAGE!!

This whole crazy no carbs thing... *sigh*

:thumbup:

[Gracey 7]

Susan - I didn't know if you meant FF or me!

[Guest BikiniBeachy]

What happens to the anatomy during a DS that causes this??

[MacMadame 81]

With a DS you only absorb about 20% of the fats you eat. Whenever you malabsorb, your bowels can get weird, but malabsorbing fats is, IMO, the worst for that sort of thing.

RnYers have bowel issues too since they malabsorb. I don't think they are obsessed with their bowels as a few of the DS posters on OH though.

[losingjusme 12]

I felt that way this past weekend, so I got the stuff to make cupcakes, then I realized it made TWENTY FOUR cupcakes (WTF?).. Who has a muffin tin for 24 cupcakes.. so I made a cake instead. After one piece, it wasn't as good as I had daydreamed and threw the rest out.

Just saying, you're not missing out.. was a lot of work for nothin!

orrrr.... you can just run to Central Market and buy a pack of 6... they have THE BEST cupcakes ... that is until my very very DH carries them home sideways... all of the yummy icing (the best part, dontcha know) is allll over the top of the container..

and yes, i know i really shouldnt be eating cupcakes, but losing 4.2 lbs in a week when preggers gets you yelled at by your OB and i'm trying to avoid getting yelled at.. and i only ate one... and they're not "normal" sized cupcakes... and ... and ... and it was really good.

(sorry Diva)

[Joy1 0]

Heh... I recognize that quote! You are reading over there, eh? ;o)

Why oh why didn't I get DS!

Forgive my ignorance....but....what the hell is DS? Whatever it is I DON'T WANT IT!...:cursing: Joy

[DivaStyleCoach 89]

Catching up...I've been away far too long!:w00t:

Joy - DS is duodenal switch - it's a type of WLS, but I'm not sure about the specifics. After reading through some of the threads on OH, I don't WANT to know any more - sheesh!:cursing:

My new name is Cheesey Dippin Dunkin - and TrueDiva, we are sistas!

I :tt2: this thread...I come here to laugh about the inappropriate posts - ya'll keep 'em comin!:cool2:

[tapshoes 2]

all of the yummy icing (the best part, dontcha know) is allll over the top of the container..

But LJM - this is a sign that DH really cares for you - he is intentionally separating the best part from the rest so that you can indulge in the icing and not be bothered with the cake part. Such a loving man, he obviously is!

[losingjusme 12]

But LJM - this is a sign that DH really cares for you - he is intentionally separating the best part from the rest so that you can indulge in the icing and not be bothered with the cake part. Such a loving man, he obviously is!

very true.... :cursing::cool2: licking the top was good, but the cake part was really good too... and yes, i had one for Breakfast ... ok - half of one... restriction's a bitch in the morning...

[rhondalou117 1]

Carinos mini tiramisu-soooo yummy, it was my BFF b-day, had to help her celebrate!:cursing:

[LilMissDiva Irene 3,282]

orrrr.... you can just run to Central Market and buy a pack of 6... they have THE BEST cupcakes ... that is until my very very DH carries them home sideways... all of the yummy icing (the best part, dontcha know) is allll over the top of the container..

and yes, i know i really shouldnt be eating cupcakes, but losing 4.2 lbs in a week when preggers gets you yelled at by your OB and i'm trying to avoid getting yelled at.. and i only ate one... and they're not "normal" sized cupcakes... and ... and ... and it was really good.

(sorry Diva)

And you know... as I'm reading this I'm thinking: :cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::tt2::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing:

Oh well... I just lost four pounds last night, so I *guess* its worth it. :sneaky:

[losingjusme 12]

And you know... as I'm reading this I'm thinking: :cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::tt2::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing:

Oh well... I just lost four pounds last night, so I *guess* its worth it. :sneaky:

congrats on the 4 pounds!

[LilMissDiva Irene 3,282]

congrats on the 4 pounds!

Thank you! Well there is somethings that make me smile!