This thread is going to be sooo inappropriate!

[ReadySteadyGo 8]

Not that this is any defense, but a normal human body, one without any WLS would have a hard time digesting 38 pills a day... that's just crazy!!!

Still, it is very gross... and yes, it does make me love my band even more. I couldn't imagine having to go through that daily regemine of that many pills... oye vey!

That is why I went for the lapband. I have a hard time remembering my two little flintstone vitamans. If I don't I won't die. I am too scatterbrained for that surgery.

My weight loss might be slower, but I feel great, I'm looking good, and I eat healthy.

What more could I ask for?

[Daisalana 33]

That pill story hurt my feelings.

[plain 12]

I CANNOT let this thread die. Hence, this post.

[plain 12]

Noooooooo! C'mon, thread, you can do it! Live damn you......Live!! *starts CPR*

[LilMissDiva Irene 3,282]

Posting just to say, this thread is *kerplunk*

Oh wait... wrong thread...

[Gone4Now 4]

Posting just to post...

[Gracey 7]

Pooty Pootenheimer

[plain 12]

Yesss!!!! It's Alive! Alive!!

[Gone4Now 4]

Pooty Pootenheimer

That reminds me of this.

(I'm Fluffy FrickenButt)

******

Here is a little dose of humor...

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants

And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the

evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first

name:

a = snickle

b = doombah

c = goober

d = cheesey

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = dumbo

h = farcus

i = dorky

j = doofus

k = funky

l = boobie

m = sleezy

n = sloopy

o = fluffy

p = stinky

q = slimy

r = dorfus

s = snooty

t = tootsie

u = dipsy

v = sneezy

w = liver

x = skippy

y = dinky

z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half

of your new last name:

a = dippin

b = feather

c = batty

d = burger

e = chicken

f = barffy

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = farkle

j = monkey

k = flippin

l = fricken

m = bubble

n = rhino

o = potty

p = hamster

q = buckle

r = gizzard

s = lickin

t = snickle

u = chuckle

v = pickle

w = hubble

x = dingle

y = gorilla

z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half

of your new last name:

a = butt

b = boob

c = face

d = nose

e = hump

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = head

l = tush

m = chunks

n = dunkin

o = brains

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = doodle

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = frack

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = hiney

z = juice

[MacMadame 81]

Dorfus Chuckle Pants???

[Gone4Now 4]

That made me giggle.

Okay, I'm 12.

[tapshoes 2]

Sloopy pottysniffer??? (although it seems to be the right thread for that name)

[Daisalana 33]

Too many outrageous threads going on right now to keep up with this one!!

[strikeuptheband 16]

I am now known as Dorfus Chickenbutt.

[A lot less 1]

Shout out from Fluffy Dippindoodle, here.:crying: