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Getting out of a ticket when you get pulled over. :thumbup:

Getting out of jail because you stink up the cells.

A cheaper way of removing the wallpaper from the walls. Instead of paying someone they just fart in a room and the wallpaper peels away by itself.

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A great way to get some space between you and the other people at a movie!

A great way to pay someone in an elevator back when they've been bad mouthing someone in the office. You let loose just before you walk out the door and leave them in your wake.

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You know how in the summer when you are outside at a picnic and the bugs are annoying you? Gnats flying around? Just fart and even the bugs won't come around.

Of course, neither will your picnic mates.

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Talk about innappropriate, when I was a kid someone told me what a fink was. They said a fink is someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubble. Geez! For a while I actually believed them.

I guess it would be one way to clear out a hot tub.

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um, sorry if that was too gross. It was a kid thing. You know how gross kids can be... I'm just the messenger. :thumbup:

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Keeping janitors in business.

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Getting out of a ticket when you get pulled over.

Aww damn - I so could've used a DS a couple months ago when I uh got caught going um 78 in a 55! :lol:

O'course I'm pre-banded so I could always change my mind! I'm always saying i wanna lose weight to get laid again before I die - I'm thinking charcoal suppositories (sp) would really get the good menzzz!

After having had 2 telemarketer calls back-to-back, I'd like to get a DS to fart into an envelope and send. I'm sure it would stay rank through a mailing!

Edited by SickNTired

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Toilet paper companies make more money :lol:

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And plumbers...remember the backed up plumbing thread LOL

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After having had 2 telemarketer calls back-to-back, I'd like to get a DS to fart into an envelope and send.

Ha! You made me literally laugh out loud when I read this! Just the mental picture of the logistics of farting into an envelope cracked me up...

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Ha! You made me literally laugh out loud when I read this! Just the mental picture of the logistics of farting into an envelope cracked me up...

Why ty, tyvm! <bowing> :lol:

I envision the FedEx tyvex envelopes holding a big o'green one! Maybe I'd be nice and UPS two-day some charcoal for the office the next day. Yea, I'm a giver!

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What a turn on. Black ooze seeping from your mate's backside. Be still my heart.

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Aww damn - I so could've used a DS a couple months ago when I uh got caught going um 78 in a 55! :thumbup:

O'course I'm pre-banded so I could always change my mind! I'm always saying i wanna lose weight to get laid again before I die - I'm thinking charcoal suppositories (sp) would really get the good menzzz!

After having had 2 telemarketer calls back-to-back, I'd like to get a DS to fart into an envelope and send. I'm sure it would stay rank through a mailing!

In one of those links posted in this thread there was a story about a girl who did get caught speeding, right after she farted in her car. She wrote of how embarrassed she was.

I kinda feel sorry for the policeman. :)/

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Why ty, tyvm! <bowing> :thumbup:

I envision the FedEx tyvex envelopes holding a big o'green one! Maybe I'd be nice and UPS two-day some charcoal for the office the next day. Yea, I'm a giver!

Not to kill off the Fedex man, who, after all is just the messenger, you might need to wrap that envelope with farts in it with a lot of perfumed paper (or sweet spots or whatever that product the DS people use to kill the stench in their bathrooms.)

This thread is killin me. I can't laugh...port pain is still there, but if I hold my tummy I can giggle at all this....:)

Edited by strikeuptheband

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