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what you dump it in the toilet? LOL

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"Before you go to the fish store, try the pepto". WTF?!? The fish store?!? I don't even want to know...

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"Before you go to the fish store, try the pepto". WTF?!? The fish store?!? I don't even want to know...

Thank you! I was wondering the same thing. I'm pretty tough but even I was afraid to ask for details on that one.

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OMG, you guys!! I'm trying to eat my 13 lb. roast I brought for lunch!

You're going to make me lose it!!

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LOLOL pepto enemas LOL

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OMG I can't believe I am reading this stuff again today! Here is another poop thread and how to overcome the intrusive and abusive odoriferous side effects of DS:

The whole stink issue - Duodenal Switch Support Forum

This is in the above thread:

Thinking and pondering... Why did I get a band instead of DS????

This stuff has just gotta be true, nobody could make up this stuff.

EWWWWWWW - THAT IS DISGUSTING! I would be absolutely beyond mortified. :lol: I didn't even try Alli b/c one might have leakage. Burning off a surgeon's eyebrows is not my idea of ladylike!

Y'all are killing me! This thread is just hysterical. :lol:

PS - I have GOT to stop responding within the first couple of pages of an 18-page thread. I always look so "behind". Sorry, couldn't help myself *poot*. I still like the idea of powering buildings from DS methanol...

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As I live and breathe, I just saw a commercial on CBS for "charcoal caps"!!!!!!! I just howled....

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As I live and breathe, I just saw a commercial on CBS for "charcoal caps"!!!!!!! I just howled....

LMAO!!! OMG, I don't think I could have prevented myself from LOL after hearing such an ad either.

You know, I really didn't know how well this thread was going to go over. It has been one of the funniest threads I have ever read!

However, it does make me question why I didn't get DS instead of my previous band or current sleeve! I could have cleared the mall on sale day after having had DS!

You know, that's what we should do! We should come up with creative reasons that stinky DS is a good thing.

Clearing a mall on sale day with a good fart...

Anyone else?

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DS gas - an easy out on those "blind dates gone bad"!

HA! I guess it would be better than the fake phone call your friend forgets to make.

OMG, can you imagine?

Okay, clearing a mall on sale day, ending a bad blind date, and how about getting rid of the in laws when they overstay their welcome?

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Getting out of a ticket when you get pulled over. :thumbup:

Getting out of jail because you stink up the cells.

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Cutting in front of people in check out lines so you can pay and run off to the bathroom with explosive diarreha

HAHAHAHA

uhmmmm

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