This thread is going to be sooo inappropriate!

[Froggi 4]

what you dump it in the toilet? LOL

[plain 12]

"Before you go to the fish store, try the pepto". WTF?!? The fish store?!? I don't even want to know...

[WASaBubbleButt 41]

"Before you go to the fish store, try the pepto". WTF?!? The fish store?!? I don't even want to know...

Thank you! I was wondering the same thing. I'm pretty tough but even I was afraid to ask for details on that one.

[WASaBubbleButt 41]

what you dump it in the toilet? LOL

Come to think of it, she didn't explain WHAT to do with the Pepto.

Hmmmm....

[plain 12]

After reading that partial thread, I'm thinking "pepto-enema".

[LilMissDiva Irene 3,282]

OMG, you guys!! I'm trying to eat my 13 lb. roast I brought for lunch!

You're going to make me lose it!!

[Froggi 4]

LOLOL pepto enemas LOL

[Gracey 7]

so basically it turns us into men?

roflmao!!!

[Gracey 7]

OMG I can't believe I am reading this stuff again today! Here is another poop thread and how to overcome the intrusive and abusive odoriferous side effects of DS:

The whole stink issue - Duodenal Switch Support Forum

This is in the above thread:

Thinking and pondering... Why did I get a band instead of DS????

This stuff has just gotta be true, nobody could make up this stuff.

EWWWWWWW - THAT IS DISGUSTING! I would be absolutely beyond mortified. I didn't even try Alli b/c one might have leakage. Burning off a surgeon's eyebrows is not my idea of ladylike!

Y'all are killing me! This thread is just hysterical.

PS - I have GOT to stop responding within the first couple of pages of an 18-page thread. I always look so "behind". Sorry, couldn't help myself *poot*. I still like the idea of powering buildings from DS methanol...

Edited July 2, 2008 by SickNTired

[Gracey 7]

As I live and breathe, I just saw a commercial on CBS for "charcoal caps"!!!!!!! I just howled....

[WASaBubbleButt 41]

As I live and breathe, I just saw a commercial on CBS for "charcoal caps"!!!!!!! I just howled....

LMAO!!! OMG, I don't think I could have prevented myself from LOL after hearing such an ad either.

You know, I really didn't know how well this thread was going to go over. It has been one of the funniest threads I have ever read!

However, it does make me question why I didn't get DS instead of my previous band or current sleeve! I could have cleared the mall on sale day after having had DS!

You know, that's what we should do! We should come up with creative reasons that stinky DS is a good thing.

Clearing a mall on sale day with a good fart...

Anyone else?

[plain 12]

DS gas - an easy out on those "blind dates gone bad"!

[WASaBubbleButt 41]

DS gas - an easy out on those "blind dates gone bad"!

HA! I guess it would be better than the fake phone call your friend forgets to make.

OMG, can you imagine?

Okay, clearing a mall on sale day, ending a bad blind date, and how about getting rid of the in laws when they overstay their welcome?

[Froggi 4]

Getting out of a ticket when you get pulled over. :thumbup:

Getting out of jail because you stink up the cells.

[Froggi 4]

Cutting in front of people in check out lines so you can pay and run off to the bathroom with explosive diarreha

HAHAHAHA

uhmmmm