This thread is going to be sooo inappropriate!

[WASaBubbleButt 41]

Blech...

Do you suppose they rinse off the tongs before putting them back in the kitchen drawer?

Immediate POST OP Hygeine question (possible TMI)

And here, the poor doc is trying to warn her but does she listen?

so, please be honest with me about this

[Froggi 4]

lololol@ the tongs

[Oregondaisy 2,021]

I don't get it. why would they need tongs. How did they clean themselves before surgery?

[MacMadame 81]

Tongs are recommended for really high BMI people immediately after surgery because the incisions make it hard for them to stretch around to the back.

It's not a DS thing though. The first time I read about using tongs was here on LBT.

[WASaBubbleButt 41]

Tongs are recommended for really high BMI people immediately after surgery because the incisions make it hard for them to stretch around to the back.

It's not a DS thing though. The first time I read about using tongs was here on LBT.

True, yet not. The higher BMI DS folks have more cutting and more dissection, they can't... well, they don't have long enough arms. :blush:/

[Froggi 4]

I started at a BMI of 61.9 419 lbs I've never needed tongs when I have had surgery and I won't when I get banded in 3 weeks lol...

I guess the DSer's arms get tired from having to wipe so often...LOL

[WASaBubbleButt 41]

I started at a BMI of 61.9 419 lbs I've never needed tongs when I have had surgery and I won't when I get banded in 3 weeks lol...

I guess the DSer's arms get tired from having to wipe so often...LOL

That made me LOL in real time!

Thanks for the giggles!

[Froggi 4]

LOL welcome...I LOLed when I typed it.

[travelinsnorkel 0]

HAHA....that cracked me up! Yes, I am easily amused by bathroom humor! I will also share a horrible tale that happened Thursday at work. My coworker who had DS was complaining about stomach trouble after lunch. A few hours later, I walked into the hall and started gagging and nearly passed out! Yes, she had kindly sprayed, but that just made it smell like orange death! It took about half an hour for the cloud to clear!

[Froggi 4]

Mmmmm orange scented poop.

[plain 12]

Blech...

Do you suppose they rinse off the tongs before putting them back in the kitchen drawer?

Immediate POST OP Hygeine question (possible TMI)

And here, the poor doc is trying to warn her but does she listen?

so, please be honest with me about this

I know everybody poops, but......come on. They are a little hung up on bowel issues.

I guess the DSer's arms get tired from having to wipe so often...LOL

Heeheehee........

HAHA....that cracked me up! Yes, I am easily amused by bathroom humor! I will also share a horrible tale that happened Thursday at work. My coworker who had DS was complaining about stomach trouble after lunch. A few hours later, I walked into the hall and started gagging and nearly passed out! Yes, she had kindly sprayed, but that just made it smell like orange death! It took about half an hour for the cloud to clear!

I wonder if she used "just a drop" or "poo-pouri"?!?

[Froggi 4]

OMG at what this person says in her post...-PUKE-

Now This IS Odd - "Good" Stool Smells??? (TMI Alert)

[plain 12]

OMG at what this person says in her post...-PUKE-

Now This IS Odd - "Good" Stool Smells??? (TMI Alert)

What.The.Hell?? "now my poop smells like a cooked hamburger"......I can see the office banter now:

Guy 1 - "Hey, I smell burgers. Is it time for the company picnic already?"

Guy 2 - "Nope. Paul just took a shit".

[Froggi 4]

lmfao funny but gross

[travelinsnorkel 0]

LMAO!! Maybe she should market it to McDonalds...