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Any one want to give me some ideas on a good (funny) pen name that my husband can call him self on a new Viper web site?

I was thinking because Viper cars are named after a snake, the "Asp" the name could have asp in it. Like candy asp,big asp,est. The car is bright red with the 2 white stripes down the middle of it. He doesn't like the one I can up with....Asp kisser!:thumbup:

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hahahaha... LOVE it..... why doesn't he? Maybe he can't laugh at himself? Too serious!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY ... men?

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Any one want to give me some ideas on a good (funny) pen name that my husband can call him self on a new Viper web site?

I was thinking because Viper cars are named after a snake, the "Asp" the name could have asp in it. Like candy asp,big asp,est. The car is bright red with the 2 white stripes down the middle of it. He doesn't like the one I can up with....Asp kisser!:drool:

Vipers are fast, how about Zoomer?

Mongoose ties in with snakes,

Midgard serpent from Norse mythology

toothless - aged snake

or when you reach goal - Eat your hearts out boys!

gk

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Here are a couple that popped up while reading your post.

Racer {racing strips on the car, racer as in type of snake}

or

Red Racer {if he wanted to incorporate the color of the car}

or

omwtmmimlc {Old Man With Too Much Money In Mid Life Crisis}

or

mlcc {Mid Life Crisis Car}

Okay, now I'm getting evil. :drool: Sorry! I'm sure he's a great guy and really I am just teasing about the last two. The first two are legitimate ideas that may work for him.

Have fun!

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