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I lost an elephant's Penis!



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Forget an elephant's penis - I'm just happy I can glimpse my own in the shower now! It's been such a long time...

HAHAHAHHAHHAHA That's Great!!! Glad you can see it again:lol:,,,hehehehe

I can actually shave my cookie again, without fear of cutting something off:eek:

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HAHAHAHHAHHAHA That's Great!!! Glad you can see it again:lol:,,,hehehehe

I can actually shave my cookie again, without fear of cutting something off:eek:

SHALEE04, COOKIE??? I'VE HEARD IT CALLED MANY THINGS, BUT NEVER COOKIE!!!! THAT'S HILARIOUS.

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I have lost an elephants heart + a rack of baby back ribs + a dozen Krispy Kream donuts. (47.5 lbs total) I am hoping to lose a baby giraffe when it's all over. OH MY GOODNESS!! That's huge!! :smile2:

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Well, let me update. When I started this thread, I was not quite at the elephant's penis yet but I could not resist... whats a few pounds when your talking about penises!! I have now surpassed the elephant's penis and am up to 66 pounds, that equals the fats and oils the average American eats each year. Which is ironic because I was just talking to some co-workers and said I would hate to see what 66 pounds of fat would look like all in one bunch!

Anyway... what have you lost?

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It has been a month and nobody has updated.

Has anybody reached the stage yet?

I will update my loss to the world's largest ball of tape. (80 pounds)!!!!

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Shave...my...cookie.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's great. I love it. And oooohh, so true. LMAO!

Mine hasn't changed all that much...now I'm to a 5,000 BTU air-conditioner. LOL

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OK well I have now lost an elephants penis plus a guinne pig... I was telling my DH this and he just looked at me with that WTF look on his face, an elephants penis, wow that's big he said,,

Anyways it feels great to be without these 61lbs!!!

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And I'm finally to the penis! Yippee!!

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Ok... So now I am up to a 2 month old horse and a rack of baby back ribs! Wow a 2 month old horse!!! Sheez:rolleyes2:

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Now I have lost an Irish Setter and a Chihuahua. LOL

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