I lost an elephant's Penis!

[TxArcher 2]

So... I just saw this thread elsewhere, and JUST HAD to bring it into the Nymphs room.

So... I lost an elephant's penis... how bout you!

This is about the funniest comparison I have ever seen!

Your weight loss =

1 pound = a Guinea Pig

1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts

2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs

3 pounds = an average human brain

4 pounds = an ostrich egg

5 pounds = a Chihuahua

6 pounds = a human skin

7.5 pounds = an average newborn

8 pounds = a human head

10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year

11 pounds = an average housecat

12 pounds = a Bald Eagle

15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs

16 pounds = a sperm whales brain

20 pounds = an automobile tire

23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year

24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream

25 pounds = an average 2 year old

30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year

33 pounds = a cinder block

36 pounds = a mid-size microwave

40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of Water or an average human leg

44 pounds = an elephants heart

50 pounds = a small bale of hay

55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner

60 pounds = an elephants penis

66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year

70 pounds = an Irish Setter

77 pounds = a gold brick

80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape

90 pounds = a newborn calf

100 pounds = a 2 month old horse

111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year

117 pounds = an average fashion model

118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica

120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month

130 pounds = a newborn giraffe

138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year

140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year

144 pounds = an average adult woman

150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary

187 pounds = an average adult man

200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds

235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger

[cowboysfan 0]

So... I just saw this thread elsewhere, and JUST HAD to bring it into the Nymphs room.

So... I lost an elephant's penis... how bout you!

This is about the funniest comparison I have ever seen!

Your weight loss =

1 pound = a Guinea Pig

1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts

2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs

3 pounds = an average human brain

4 pounds = an ostrich egg

5 pounds = a Chihuahua

6 pounds = a human skin

7.5 pounds = an average newborn

8 pounds = a human head

10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year

11 pounds = an average housecat

12 pounds = a Bald Eagle

15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs

16 pounds = a sperm whales brain

20 pounds = an automobile tire

23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year

24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream

25 pounds = an average 2 year old

30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year

33 pounds = a cinder block

36 pounds = a mid-size microwave

40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of Water or an average human leg

44 pounds = an elephants heart

50 pounds = a small bale of hay

55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner

60 pounds = an elephants penis

66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year

70 pounds = an Irish Setter

77 pounds = a gold brick

80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape

90 pounds = a newborn calf

100 pounds = a 2 month old horse

111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year

117 pounds = an average fashion model

118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica

120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month

130 pounds = a newborn giraffe

138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year

140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year

144 pounds = an average adult woman

150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary

187 pounds = an average adult man

200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds

235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger

I've lost a cinder block!!!!! Hey isn't that like another thigh or something? HA!!!!!!

[Longhorn 1]

I've lost the average amount of cheese that Americans eat in one year! I hope to have lost an elephant's penis by the time I'm done!

[Shalee04 7]

~~~As Of Today, I Have Lost An Elephants Heart~~~

[Kristin1031 0]

I have lost a Bale of Hay!!!!!!!

I am anxious to ge to the Penis...LOL

[TxArcher 2]

I am anxious to ge to the Penis...LOL

Oh man... That made me laugh soo hard!

[steph_co 9]

I have lost a bale of hay and a human brain. Just skin and a guinea pig until I get to the penis!

[Skinny_Jill 36]

I've lost an average 2 yr old and a guinea pig. I can't wait to get an elephant's penis. LOL :biggrin:

[cindyg1212 0]

I've almost lost a human leg! Too funny!!

[Hopping To It 25]

:biggrin:OMG This is too funny, I have lost a leg and a brain.......

haha

[mariegabrieleee 0]

I love it, :laugh:I lost a 5000 BTU air conditioner and an average newborn. cool!:w00t:

[hollyberries 2]

OK... I have to chime in on this one. I have lost the world's largest ball of tape. Nothing as exciting as you all though. I am moving onto a new born calf. Yipee!

Cindy

[bandpal 7]

Forget an elephant's penis - I'm just happy I can glimpse my own in the shower now! It's been such a long time...

[cindyg1212 0]

OK, that made me burst out laughing, Bandpal!

Not even going to comment on that one...

[cowboysfan 0]

Forget an elephant's penis - I'm just happy I can glimpse my own in the shower now! It's been such a long time...

Now that shit is just funny right there...I don't care who you are!!!!