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How Much Weight Have You Lost?

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Your weight loss =

1 pound = a Guinea Pig

1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts

2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs

3 pounds = an average human brain

4 pounds = an ostrich egg

5 pounds = a Chihuahua

6 pounds = a human skin

7.5 pounds = an average newborn

8 pounds = a human head

10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year

11 pounds = an average housecat

12 pounds = a Bald Eagle

15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs

16 pounds = a sperm whales brain

20 pounds = an automobile tire

23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year

24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream

25 pounds = an average 2 year old

30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year

33 pounds = a cinder block

36 pounds = a mid-size microwave

40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of Water or an average human leg

44 pounds = an elephants heart

50 pounds = a small bale of hay

55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner

60 pounds = an elephants penis

66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year

70 pounds = an Irish Setter

77 pounds = a gold brick

80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape

90 pounds = a newborn calf

100 pounds = a 2 month old horse

111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year

117 pounds = an average fashion model

118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica

120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month

130 pounds = a newborn giraffe

138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year

140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year

144 pounds = an average adult woman

150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary

187 pounds = an average adult man

200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds

235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger

well im down a human brain and a leg so far what about you?

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Ive lost the oxford dictionary and and ostrich egg. (feel smarter after losing the dictionary) I aim to lose an adult male (not my husband though)

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I've lost a cinder block.

No wonder my clothes fit better! :lol:

MNilene

Banded 12/20/07

Dr Redd Theif River Falls MN

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A small bale of hay and a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts!!!! YAY!!!!

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This is fun !

So far I have lost a newborn calf & a Chihuahua

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So far I have lost a mid-size microwave, a human head, and a Chihuahua.

I think I will use this answer the next time I am confronted by the "diet police" (i.e. friends and family who ask that dreaded "how much have you lost so far" question).

This should make them stop and think... I already cannot wait to see the confused looks on their faces... lol

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I've lost the average amount of pizza consumed by an American each year. I do miss pizza. Oh well :lol:

Getting closer to the goal of a newborn calf!

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