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Like a pair of new Jimmy Choo's or a Prada bag....lol....

Thats all?? Sounds like a bargin..:tt2:

Ok this is getting too pervy again.:tongue:

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Hey...I got the OK to remodel half my house after a little session with my hubby. I think it's about time to remodel the other half!

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Hey...I got the OK to remodel half my house after a little session with my hubby. I think it's about time to remodel the other half!

lol...you know whatever it takes to get it done eh??? Good for you!

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once a shoe whore , always a shoe whore. and yes.... i need that bag to match my shoes........ i could be up all nite..........does anyone else have a sore jaw!!! lol.

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Ooooo-kaaaaaaayyyyy...

I'm gay and lived in San Francisco for 8 1/2 years. Thought I'd seen and heard it all.

You girls actually have ME blushing! You GO!

I always heard that the reason brides smile when they're going down the aisle is because they know that they have already given their last b*** j**!

I guess I need to tell my straight male friends that they need to get with a woman with a lapband.. cuz HUN-EEEEEE! You girls got it goin' ON!!!

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once a shoe whore , always a shoe whore. and yes.... i need that bag to match my shoes........ i could be up all nite..........does anyone else have a sore jaw!!! lol.

LOL...do it right and your jaw won't get sore. I won't tolerate that...get it done! lol..

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About 15 years ago had the sweet preacher's wife ask me to go out to dinner with her. Do you know what was on her agenda???????????? She wanted me to tell her how to do it cuz her sweet preacher husband thought that would be a thing he would like. (Not sure why she picked me...must have noticed that my mind was wandering during service). Anyway, after the initial embarrassment, and knowing that I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face as I explained my technique, I told her to practice on a Tootsie Roll Pop. Still to this day I feel like I let her down!

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