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Hah same here, except v'day and b'day. Personally, I don't get the difference... well except the 5-7 calories :thumbup:

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I was wondering...when it isn't oral sex, where does his ejaculate go? Or do you make him withdraw at the appropriate time? Or perhaps you require him to wear a condom at all times? I would think that if you don't want "trash" in your mouth or stomach, you may not want it anywhere else. But if you do, then maybe you are? In your opinion???? *wicked evil grin*

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I always tell my husband to stop at 20oz , that way my pouch doesn't get that full !!!

Haha! This really made me laugh!

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You know I say to each his own. It is not that I like it per say, but my husband gets imense pleasure from my performing oral sex until he has an orgasm and it is simply easier for me to swallow than to run for the bathroom and spit. I personally dont like the idea of having him warn me so that I can remove my mouth and him to ejaculate all over himself or me. I dont think of myself or my mouth as a trash receptacle. If you don't like it that is your business but I really don't think you need to insult people because they like doing something that you dont. If you were so "sickened" by this post why did you read past the initial question and post? The question was "Does your band interfere with performing oral sex on your husband/boyfriend etc. You said that you dont do it so why post? Do you let your husband perform oral sex on you until you have an orgasm?

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It is hard to tell how someone is meaning something with typed words, you know what I mean? We all have different personalities and we all have our own sense of humor. I used to be like you, couldn't do it no matter what. I had a girlfriend tell me about doing it and I asked her how she could b/c I would literally gag at the mere thought of it. One time I just put it out of my mind, focused on the fact that DH was LOVING it and just kept going.

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I was wondering...when it isn't oral sex, where does his ejaculate go? Or do you make him withdraw at the appropriate time? Or perhaps you require him to wear a condom at all times? I would think that if you don't want "trash" in your mouth or stomach, you may not want it anywhere else. But if you do, then maybe you are? In your opinion???? *wicked evil grin*

Well, you asked! If I don't want to swallow, but want to let him finish in my mouth, I just press down lightly on his main 'tubing' so that it can't come out as fast.

Or .. he does it into my hands or on my chest or face or ........:thumbdown:.

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I can't do it even if my life depended on it. But I can get him "close".

I think type will never really say what we mean as well. It is all in the eyes of the reader.. :biggrin:

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Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you get some in your eye.

This thread gave me some much needed giggles. Thank you. :thumbup:

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