YOU KNOW YOUR "FAT" WHEN.............

Rebecca · April 8, 2005

I hear ya Estela. I have to wear black dress pants at work, and for a while there, I was having to buy a new pair every month. I was wearing holes through the top of the inner thigh that quickly. Evidently the tops of my thighs just really, really like each other and want to be very close! :0) Being fat is expensive! Can't find bras to fit. If I drop a coin I come up red in the face just from the "workout" of picking it up. Look forward to swimming without shame . . ah . . that will be the day . .

flower · April 9, 2005

When you go to the beach and are totally sweating and you have to wear a long t shirt the whole day and go in the Water with it on and have it dragging soaking wet and sticky on you all day.

CandySmooch · October 24, 2005

When your baby mistakes your belly for your breast.

How about when your boyfriend does!

Or worse he's feeling for a nipple up high where they haven't been in while and he doesn't realize they're down low after saggin from the weight.

When your boyfriend thinks he's in the right spot down south when really he's hitting that fold between your thigh and your chachee.

After 2 years he still does these things occasionally sometimes I'm flattered that he thinks my nipples would be that high - but then just mostly embarrassed because they're not and if I had a smaller body maybe he'd never make those innocent mistakes.