You Know It's Time To Be Banded When ........

[MomCeo111 1]

OK LETS HAVE SOME FUN! I AM GOING TO BE WRITING A BOOK IN THE NEAR FUTURE ABOUT MY WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY, AND I WOULD LIKE SOME INPUT FROM MY FELLOW FRIENDS ON LBT.

I WANT TO HAVE A CHAPTER THAT TELLS THE HUMOROUS SIDE OF THIS JOURNEY. SO LETS HAVE A GOOD LAUGH. IT MIGHT BE THAT ONLY US PEOPLE THAT ARE/OR HAVE BEEN HEAVY WILL EVEN "GET IT". BUT THAT OK.

SO MAKE SURE TO GIVE US YOUR TWO CENTS.

YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO BE BANDED WHEN...............

• YOU PULL A MUSCLE, TRYING TO WIPE YOUR BUTT!
  
• WHEN YOU CAN'T FIT IN THE AMUSMENT PARK RIDES!
  
• WHEN YOU LOOSE THE BAR OF SOAP IN THE SHOWER.
  
• WHEN YOU CAN USE YOUR STOMACH AS A TV TRAY!
  
• WHEN YOU CANT CLIP THE SEAT BELT IN YOUR CAR ANYMORE.
  
• WHEN HAVING SEX, YOUR HUSBAND HAS TO "TEETER TOTTER" OVER YOUR BELLY.
  
• WHEN GOING TO THE BATHROOM MAKES YOU BREAK OUT IN A FULL SWEAT!
  
• WHEN YOU CAN'T REACH ALL YOUR BODY PARTS TO WASH THEM IN THE SHOWER.
  
• WHEN YOU PASS "GAS" AND IT DOES NOT KNOW WHERE TO GO.
  

OK, LETS HERE FROM ALL OF YOU............