Murphy can take his damn law and shove it

[DonHoll1 0]

:thumbup:Boy am I glad I am not you!!! LOL Things can only look up from here! Best of luck. Donna

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DAMM!

I thought Murphy only followed me around.

Tough breaks, glad you are all physically OK.

You should play the lottery!

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[PhotoEgor 0]

This may not be quite appropriate, but I thought it might help. I got this message last week from a friend that understands how I feel about my job sometimes. Maybe it will brighten your day.

When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,” I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

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Wheetsin after the week I just had and am having, how bout you and I team up find this Murphy person and skin his scrawny ass alive and dip him in some salt a few times????

I wonder what that would do to his sodium levels ... *wanders off grumbling about stress*