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(not to mention an added bonus that everything lasts much longer and looks much bigger)

Haha...supposedly for every 20 lbs you lose, you gain back an inch of your penis that was lost in the fat. Bonus! LOL

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Haha...you wish. LOL You only gain back what you were blessed with originally. LOL

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Haha...supposedly for every 20 lbs you lose, you gain back an inch of your penis that was lost in the fat. Bonus! LOL

hey, maybe I could use that as a pickup line :thumbup:

nah, maybe my anatomy isnt the same as others, but I don't ever see anyone retaining more than half an inch or so of lost penor. Luckily God wasn't cruel enough to allow us to put weight on right around there : P

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I have always had a strong sex drive.. my dh and I were at least 3 times a week.. now that i have lost 87 pounds (i love saying that) I am like a sex freak.. everyday is good for me. I never realized the things or should I say positions I was missing. I have been married for 18 years next month and it really is like being a newlywed or more like having a hot boyfriend.. My hubby has been really attentive and compliments me so much, it really makes me feel sexy. So yes, the sex is soooo much better, hotter and more passionate. I can hardly wait to see how great it will be when I lose the last 50! :thumbup:

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So, I dont have a boyfriend, but if I did... It would be ON!! I seriously am the most preverted 20 almost 21 year old.. I seriously just moved closer to the porn shop:w00t:... okay so thats not the only reason why I moved to my new location, but it is a bonus.. I honestly should have stock in the costco size battery packs.. HAHA god, I sound pathetic:blushing:.. But soon when I lose more weight, I'm going to try my best to break boys in half.. haha :smile2: 70 more pounds and my inner slut will be out to play..

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Ok, I haven't been banded yet but I have a couple questions and thank god for this thread!

1) The port, my surgeon plans to put it up almost between the boobs, does this bother any of you or your partners during sex? I mean as you loose weight I'm assuming you'll be able to feel/see the port more.

2) Gagging - we're supposed to avoid vomitting in case of slippage, what happens if you gag, from say... oral can you cause the band to slip?

I would hate to be limited sexually in any way after being banded and like many of you, I look forward to meeting new men, trying new positions, wearing sexy lingerie, and having more confidence, oh and of course... a drive, I think I still have the desire, but not the energy - LOL

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oooooo myyy gossshhh :wink2: i have been a freak forever, and now i have the perfect man because he has the mind to put me into positions i've never even fathomed! lol. he blew my mind when i was pre-op!! like, a million percent. but i was still unhappy with what i couldn't do on my own. :thumbup:

but now that i am losing weight, i am able to do more. i am on top more, he folds me more LOL. i've never been that close to my knees in my life, and he puts them inches from my face now haha. i still have a lot to go, but DAMN, i wonder how much more flexible i will get! eeeee lol. so excited! :(

the most crazy thing that i've done lately was the MONKEY in the Kama Sutra. i will try to find a pic haha.. ok, this was the best i could find.. lol.

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aaaahhh uuuugh uuggh *cough* *cough* dead..... could someone please come and remove the knife jade just stabbed me with...... I will if and when I have a story but for now that episode of storytellers has not been made.

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