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Good morning there!

I got this joke today and I thought I'd make you laugh a little bit.... at least my fellow republicans....:tongue:

Hey, for the democrat jokesters, bring it on! and please I hope you do have a sense of humor, this is really a joke..:biggrin:

:hurray:

HILLARY TALKS TO CHILDREN

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a question time. One little boy puts up his

hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.

"Kenneth."

"And what is your question, Kenneth?" " I have three questions:

"First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?

"Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

"Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess. When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

"Larry."

"And what is your question, Larry?" "I have five questions:

"First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?

"Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

"Third -whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?

"Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

"Fifth -Where's Kenneth?

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