Fun Thread - Screen Names

[FunnyDuddies 6]

My stripper name would be Eileen Woodbridge. Not very stripperish. Before it would have been Eileen Rt. 1. Really not stripperish. But when i was younger it would have been Eileen Goodboy. A little better. LOL

[Marlluvia 1]

My screen name is in spanish. Mar means sea and lluvia means rain, both of which can be soothing or rousing. I'm a piscis, hence the fish swimming in opposite directions.

[babyjane 0]

babyjane--because of the movie "whatever happened to baby jane?" with joan crawford and bette davis--two of my favorite actresses in old movies. i saw it as a kid and my sister said babyjane was mean like me...

and also my name is jane and in the movie babyjane's last name is hudson---well...creepy...because that was MY name when i saw the movie!!!! my maiden name was jane hudson.....MMUUUHAHHAMUUHAHA!!!

[MoOrLess 0]

My name is simple -- Mo -a nickname and then a play on words --- more or less of me - depending on how much weight I lose :bananajump:

stripper names --- hmmm -- Gail Atlantic......or Lucky Shaw

[RKidder 0]

Oh my gosh! My stripper name would be:

Zora Dionne Marie Jefferson -- or ZJ for short...too funny!

[CanadaSunshine 0]

My name is fairly self explanatory...I live in canada, and my real name is Sunshine.

WHY my name is Sunshine is NOT quite as simple...lol

You see, I was named after a retarded eskimo. Oops *erm*...I mean a "mentally handicapped Inuit person."

My father is American and back in the early 70's he worked dfor the Merchant Marines. He was stationed off the coast of Alaska, back when there wasn't alot of contact between the Inuit and the rest of the world.

On one occasion my father and a buddy of his ventured into the Inuit village and at some point met an elder who was accompanied by a little handicapped girl. The girl was sort of oblivious to everything around her but was friendly with my father and told him her name...("Melody-Sunshine")...He thought that was really sweet but wondered why it was "Melody-Sunshine" in English. The elder explained to him, in her own broken English, that her people were taking an unhappy path. (alcohol was quite a serious issue in this particular village) Their culture was suffering, (mostly as a result of the presence of white men like my father!:think ) ..and out of all her people this little girl would never lose her innocence, she would never see her people fall and would never lose her smile.

My dad eventually told this story to my mother years and years later...and she stored in her memory until she had a baby girl. She named me Sunshine and my little sister Melody...in hopes perhaps that we would never lose our smiles.

Now, I still wonder why it was in English...but my Dad said alot of what was said must've been lost in translation. lol:confused:

For as long as I can remember when I have to state my name, I always have to answer the next question; which is always: "Is that your real name?"...and then:"Were your parents hippies?"

I usually just say "yes" cuz it's much easier than the whole retarded eskimo bit.

LOVE THIS THREAD!!! SORRY TO DRONE ON!!

[lizzilo 0]

Wow, I've learned alot.

Nancysmiles, your name brings tears to my eyes.

Princess n thep... I was thinking it was like "princess in therapy"- your version is much better!

I always wondered where Funnyduddies came from too...

Lizzilo is the name my ex-ex-ex boyfriend called me. It's cause my name is liz and it's like a snoop dog version of it (ugh )

On yahoo my name is lizpqr. We had the same homeroom through all of high school and in my junior year, someone asked me (when signing yearbooks) hey- how do you spell liz? I replied "p-q-r" and it stuck for my whole senior year. I thought it was a silly question. I was a smarta** even then....

So, stripper names. I had originally heard your first pet and the road you first lived on, which would be Patches Scottsdale. Hmm... or it could be Patches Clark (with the maiden name thing). Dog now and street now Kaydie Krystal Leigh.... not so good. I like Patches Scottsdale the best.

[tztmama 0]

Mine comes from the first initial of each of my three children and then "mama"

[Bye 0]

Well, JoyceGA is my original screen name from AOL days in 1994. I use it when being the real me -- "Joyce in Georgia".

But cyberlife allows for all our personalities to emerge. My past and other current screen names:

HanksHussy. I was the original Hank's Hussy on the Dr. Quinn List and a fan group was organized for William Shockley called "the Hussies". The show is gone now, and I have moved on; but the Hussies still are active. http://williamshockley.com/hankprofile.html

SassyRed. My high school and college nickname. I use for old friends.

IrishHussy. Well, I always liked being a hussy, but didn't want to be labeled as Hank's anymore...what would Tom, Dick and Harry think? On dating sites, my box fills quickly because of that name.

LiteraryLady. A name I use with my on line book groups.

Then there is my favorite name, though I don't use it as a screen name. My trailer trash name: Jolene Donothing. Get your trailer trash name at: http://www.trailerparkmusical.com/

[tztmama 0]

Screen name as I said earlier --- first initial of each of my kids and "mama"

Stripper Name: Pet: Rosy (pony)

Street: Palm

I am serious............................I still live in the house I grew up in on Palm Ave. So my stripper name is "Rosy Palm"

[tztmama 0]

LMAO!!! Dora Rhoda Dick!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tooooo Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tztmama 0]

In case you didn't see Delarla's earlier post my "Dora Rhoda" remark relates to her message.

[JMO 0]

Well ummm why did I chose this name Uhmmmmm Let me think? My name is jenny, I am a mom to three beautiful children...So there you go!!!! I almost used Jmoe But decided on jenmomto3 My last name is Mohundro So my nick name is Jmoe...See its in my siggy

[Momotrips 0]

My screen name always seemed perfectly obvious to me, but no one else seems to get it - everyone always refers to me as Momo.

It is Mom O' Trips - Mom of Triplets...BTW, my boys just turned 8 last week. EIGHT! How did that happen?

My real stripper name would be Daisy Bridlewreath (first pet, first street name) However, we moved so often that I will just take my pick of street names. Daisy San Miguel sounds stripperish. If I used my second pets name it would be Muffy San Miguel both equally trashy. I think that if I'd ever had to choose a stripper name it would be a one namer - Fireball. My cousin used to call me that to annoy me. When you're a redhead you come equipped with a whole set of nicknames - cute to pornographic. Can I get an amen from FunnyDuddies? I have the cutest redheaded boy since Opie Taylor (luckily he's precious and has a personality to match). Maybe I should prepare him for the inevitable nicknames. I have another drop-dead gorgeous auburn haired boy - being pretty is his blessing, because he's a real brainiac and is destined for MAJOR geekhood. My third has brown hair and the bluest eyes you ever saw - already he loves the ladies. Weird looking triplets, I tell you.

[Miss me baby 1]

My name is just my last name and when I got married... how boring!

My porn name is a little more intersting.... Margarita Canal !!! Kinda makes you.........well!