Happy Birthday Donali!!!

donali · February 18, 2005

I love some of these birthday quotes!!

"The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down." - T. S. Eliot

"From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash." - Sophie Tucker

"Here's a birthday spanking,

Sent you on a card,

One, Two, Three,

Put them right on hard,

Four, Five, Six

One to live on, one to grow on,

One to make you fat." - Anonymous

Ouch!! I definitely got TOO many spankings!! lol

"Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants." - Edward Steichen

I say, why wait ten years?!?! lol

"We are always the same age inside." - Gertrude Stein

"The heyday of woman's life is the shady side of fifty." - Elizabeth Cady Stanton