Holy cow.

[anonemouse 1]

I just found out that my younger cousin (my UNMARRIED cousin who flunked out of college and is still living with her parents) is pregnant from her MySpace page. Between her, my brother knocking up his girlfriend last year, and just finding out that another cousin is set to have a child with his girlfriend (he already has three with a former girlfriend), I'm really starting to wonder if I'm the only freakin' person in this family that doesn't apparently have unprotected sex. Jesus.

[mrspruett 0]

Maybe you are just the smartest one!:confused:

[nina874 48]

Look on the bright side, I think I am the only person in my family who doesnt get time to have sex.......

[transformer 1]

Here's my advice! Don't drink the Water when you visit all of these people, don't share dishes or utensils, and don't get too close--their fertility might be contagious! LOL!

I think there are cycles of people getting married and having babies sometimes. One lady I know must have had a wedding to attend almost every weekend last summer between her friends and family members. Another woman had one baby shower to buy a gift for after another. It was nuts!

[DerickM 1]

well, if you want to come bisit I am sure I could arange for you to join the ranks

[transformer 1]

EEEWWWW! Too much information! LOL!

[anonemouse 1]

Here's my advice! Don't drink the Water when you visit all of these people, don't share dishes or utensils, and don't get too close--their fertility might be contagious! LOL!

I think there are cycles of people getting married and having babies sometimes. One lady I know must have had a wedding to attend almost every weekend last summer between her friends and family members. Another woman had one baby shower to buy a gift for after another. It was nuts!

Seriously! Definitely a signal that my family might be a tad too fertile and to double up on protection.

well, if you want to come bisit I am sure I could arange for you to join the ranks

I'll definitely give you a call if my dislike for kids ever changes, Derick! :heh:

[DerickM 1]

well, how about at least doing some quality control of a few prophylactics??

[MyKdsDad 1]

I remember:Banane56: when I :Banane55:was 23 and :Banane16:obsessed with :fruitsex:sex.....now :Banane46:I'm 51.

[DerickM 1]

and still obsessed right?

[DonHoll1 0]

Randy I just love.........your bananas!!! LOL Donna

[2bthinagn 3]

Lovin the banana is what started all this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MyKdsDad 1]

And MsJoy has been putting up with me for almost 33 years. So she is the one who loves the banana....LMAO

[Daisalana 33]

I think the cycles is right. Of all my friends I grew up with, everyone got married around the same time.. and now they're all popping out kids. They're all getting pregnant, havin miscarriages, gettin pregnant, blah blah blah.. all in the same month every time, their myspaces are ridiculously.

[Angie4b1g 1]

The first time I read that I was trying to figure out how she got pregnant by her MySpace page.:ermm