A hillarious guide to how much you have lost

[salsa1877 10]

I got this from the Crazy Ate's Board and had to share. I have lost an air conditioner and a doze Krispy Kreme donuts. I have been measuring in sticks of butter and to date I have lost 226 sticks of butter!

1 pound = a Guinea Pig

1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts

2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs

3 pounds = an average human brain

4 pounds = an ostrich egg

5 pounds = a Chihuahua

6 pounds = a human skin

7.5 pounds = an average newborn

8 pounds = a human head

10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year

11 pounds = an average housecat

12 pounds = a Bald Eagle

15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs

16 pounds = a sperm whale�s brain

20 pounds = an automobile tire

23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year

24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream

25 pounds = an average 2 year old

30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year

33 pounds = a cinder block

36 pounds = a mid-size microwave

40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of Water or an average human leg

44 pounds = an elephant�s heart

50 pounds = a small bale of hay

55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner

60 pounds = an elephant�s penis

66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year

70 pounds = an Irish Setter

77 pounds = a gold brick

80 pounds = the World�s Largest Ball of Tape

90 pounds = a newborn calf

100 pounds = a 2 month old horse

111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year

117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she�s 5�11�!)

118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica

120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month

130 pounds = a newborn giraffe

138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year

140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year

144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she�s 5�4�)

150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary

187 pounds = an average adult man

200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds

235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger

300 pounds = an average football lineman

400 pounds = a Welsh pony

[jbtullis 0]

this is hilarious. I have lost 2 elephant penises and a rack of baby back ribs. HAHAHAHAHA

[IndioGirl55 32]

i have lost a 5000 btu a/c

[Txchloe 0]

I love this. I've lost 2 human heads! (fortunately not my own!); actually I prefer to say I've lost 3 chihuahuas and a guinea pig! :heh:

[thinkingthin247 0]

2 more lbs. and I'll lose an Irish setter. Cool.

[Twilight 2]

Too funny! I've lost an a LOT of pizza....or 4 chihuahuas and a brain!!!

I hope you all don't mind me reading and following with you. Salsa said I could :tt1:

[salsa1877 10]

Glad you found us. You should join us on the main board. Introduce yourself and become one of us!

[Frustrated 1]

I've lost an average 2 year old, an average new born and a human head. Well they can stay lost, I'm not babysitting anyone. :tt1:

[Frustrated 1]

I hope you all don't mind me reading and following with you. Salsa said I could :mad:

We like new people. They're tasty! :tt1:

Can you spot the food addict? :mad:

[Twilight 2]

Which main board? I've been posting on the general boards....I've been reading some of the other July threads, but you all seem so much further along, I feel a little like an intruder.

I'll chime in I'm sure.

You don't want to eat me Ruby, I'm all fatty....the one's that have lost "a bale of hay" however, they probably taste better :tt1:

Thanks for the welcome all.

[salsa1877 10]

Which main board? I've been posting on the general boards....I've been reading some of the other July threads, but you all seem so much further along, I feel a little like an intruder.

I'll chime in I'm sure.

You don't want to eat me Ruby, I'm all fatty....the one's that have lost "a bale of hay" however, they probably taste better

Thanks for the welcome all.

The main board is Lucky # Sevens- July 07 Bandsters and you shouldn't feel like an intruder. We are further ahead that you are, but we really like to help people, so we would be more than willing to answer any of your other questions or help you with anything. It is good to have friends that have been there and done that, so that you have a bit more information. That is how I ended up on this board. They were a month ahead of me, so they could help me deal with some of the issues that I had.